Message from @Son of Rome

Discord ID: 684472071836925972


2020-03-03 18:45:02 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl That's a shame. Could've had some nice "Mรคdchen in uniform" action between the two of you

2020-03-03 18:45:16 UTC  

you know, those car parklifts would be MUCH better suited for a high-speed RORO system

2020-03-03 18:45:37 UTC  

roro?

2020-03-03 18:45:42 UTC  

ride on ride out ๐Ÿ˜›

2020-03-03 18:46:07 UTC  

instead of rail competing with highways, you can roll onto a train with your car in a major city and rolloff at the next city

2020-03-03 18:46:07 UTC  

Rein, Raus

2020-03-03 18:46:13 UTC  

etsy has you covered @Son of Rome

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684471707624669204/Screenshot_697.png

2020-03-03 18:46:17 UTC  

takes the volume off the roads

2020-03-03 18:46:34 UTC  

my first gf's mom had a lil business sewing stuffs

2020-03-03 18:46:42 UTC  

she had two main clients

2020-03-03 18:46:43 UTC  

RORO = Roll on, roll off

2020-03-03 18:46:44 UTC  

the chruch

2020-03-03 18:46:47 UTC  

the church

2020-03-03 18:46:52 UTC  

and a sex shop ๐Ÿ˜„

2020-03-03 18:47:02 UTC  

and a divorce court

2020-03-03 18:47:20 UTC  

@ManAnimal They are getting more popular in Germany: it is cheaper to get a train ticket for your car across Germany than pay for the fuel to drive there

2020-03-03 18:47:33 UTC  

Fucking geometry dash

2020-03-03 18:47:34 UTC  

exactly

2020-03-03 18:47:35 UTC  

reee

2020-03-03 18:47:37 UTC  

Or better yet if you go to France or Spain

2020-03-03 18:47:38 UTC  

It's not true boob leather tho

2020-03-03 18:47:46 UTC  

youve not lived if your mother-in-law to be didnt throw a plushy dicc at you

2020-03-03 18:47:55 UTC  

hmm

2020-03-03 18:48:18 UTC  

reminds me of the best definition of 'schadenfruede'

2020-03-03 18:48:32 UTC  

Why the fuck does that exist?

2020-03-03 18:48:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684472300128698388/god_is_dead_harambe_dickens.jpg

2020-03-03 18:48:40 UTC  

Because memes

2020-03-03 18:48:44 UTC  

Schadenfreude is watching your mother in law drive off a cliff... in your brand new Ferrari

2020-03-03 18:49:25 UTC  

laugh through tears eh

2020-03-03 18:49:32 UTC  

"Ferrari"

2020-03-03 18:49:33 UTC  

yup

2020-03-03 18:49:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684472573743857697/ESMezvsXsAEsiVh.png

2020-03-03 18:49:48 UTC  

Why would I buy such a shit car?

2020-03-03 18:49:56 UTC  

autism?

2020-03-03 18:50:02 UTC  

๐Ÿคฃ

2020-03-03 18:50:02 UTC  

ahaha

2020-03-03 18:50:05 UTC  

das auto

2020-03-03 18:50:06 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜„

2020-03-03 18:50:14 UTC  

@Seven Proxies do you know how expensive military uniforms are

2020-03-03 18:50:14 UTC  

das tismus

2020-03-03 18:50:20 UTC  

autismus ๐Ÿ˜Ž