Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 687141535804162062


2020-03-11 03:29:10 UTC  

Both have traumatic insemination spermatophores

2020-03-11 03:31:23 UTC  

Gonna need to buy stocks soon...

2020-03-11 03:31:44 UTC  

Thinking we've gotta be getting close enough to bottom.

2020-03-11 03:31:48 UTC  

buying low

2020-03-11 03:32:19 UTC  

I've been waiting for the next tragedy before investing.

2020-03-11 03:32:51 UTC  

squid sperm basically injects the spermatozoid into the tissues

2020-03-11 03:33:06 UTC  

Here's how the sperm of the giant squid looks

2020-03-11 03:33:10 UTC  

This sounds horrid, but you gotta understand it's how market economics works.

2020-03-11 03:33:40 UTC  

soros must be cooming buckets rn

2020-03-11 03:33:41 UTC  

Gotta see the estimated bottom, buy in, ride out to the top.

2020-03-11 03:33:47 UTC  

He loves crashing markets

2020-03-11 03:34:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687141274100432924/IMG_20200310_193321.jpg

2020-03-11 03:34:11 UTC  

*Unless* you get fucking luck and guess the next up and comer.

2020-03-11 03:34:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687141319306379266/FB_IMG_1583882427683.jpg

2020-03-11 03:34:32 UTC  

(Or are in position to hedge the bets, as it were.)

2020-03-11 03:34:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687141389686800395/Watermelon_flag_USA.jpg

2020-03-11 03:35:03 UTC  

I'm certainly not in position to hedge the bets.

2020-03-11 03:35:04 UTC  

2020-03-11 03:35:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687141530083000346/7bbde0bf-04f1-4657-80ef-482a02b68bf7.jpg

2020-03-11 03:35:33 UTC  

And I'm absolutely not gonna waste money gambling.

2020-03-11 03:35:55 UTC  

Unless I know the odds are *significantly* in my favor..

2020-03-11 03:36:32 UTC  

Never make a fair bet

2020-03-11 03:37:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687142054962397234/TrumpChuckie.jpg

2020-03-11 03:38:20 UTC  

just dont tell him they put cauliflower in the mash. imagine the tantrum

2020-03-11 03:38:27 UTC  

The absolute state of Bernie bros

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687142358202187776/unknown-1.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687142358529474583/unknown-2.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687142360144150583/Capture_2020-03-10-23-05-02.png

2020-03-11 03:39:22 UTC  

@Comando No such thing as a fair fight.

2020-03-11 03:39:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687142750465818664/87505719_2946476338772774_8091327101258432512_o.png

2020-03-11 03:44:02 UTC  

stop double posting @honkhonk or i will remove ur status

2020-03-11 03:44:17 UTC  

MOTHERFUCKING LEWIS WAS A FUCKING SPY I KNEW THAT FUCK WAS A COMMIE

2020-03-11 03:44:26 UTC  

??

2020-03-11 03:44:57 UTC  

@Lewis You arent tricking me

2020-03-11 03:45:21 UTC  

Just so happens huh?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687144104995455005/unknown.png

2020-03-11 03:46:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687144298260463651/unknown.png

2020-03-11 03:47:25 UTC  

Not only that but Yeetus is lewis

2020-03-11 03:47:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687144682777739272/unknown.png

2020-03-11 03:47:47 UTC  

2 alts

2020-03-11 03:48:29 UTC  

hang on ... louis/lewis ... theres a bit of similarity here

2020-03-11 03:48:49 UTC  

@Camera Obscura THERE IS NO SIMILARITY AT ALL. SHUT THE FUCK UP.