hey man, it's, it's...ok slightly true

if enough of us is left maybe us mutt americans will nuke the rest of your for lulz

HOW LONG DID YOU RETARDS ACTUALLY THINK THIS BULLSHIT WAS GOING TO LAST THOUGH

italy has a very gold

old

population

Lot of people in rural America will barely notice this. It's the hive cities that will have the real problems.

I reckon if offered 1 million dollars to kill literally 50 people, almost every american would take it. Even if they knew a handful of the people

well it seems to have a short cycle

^

We tried eh

"nice knowing you janice, but I want a holiday in EUROPE TO SEE MY HERRRITAGGE"

2 weeks at most to have the symptoms show and then a week of symptoms

I fucking want to go to Switzerland in June

The thing is Jack, youre infectious before you show symptoms

good

I actually might already have it, but I feel fucking good, is that weird?

I live in a major city and work in retail ive probably got it

I will spread it

My dads got a dry cough lol

you should make sure to leave out enough food for your cat

your dad is so infected

I honestly think I might get it ver soon

I am coughing, my mucus membranes in mouth are swollen, but my body feels ok, is this corona or something else?

TBH id rather get it right now, before every hospital bed is taken.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516394161830756362/687397901927972883/89211857_10157665999576001_2103801936519102464_n.png

Something else. Corona is dry cough with no mucous

Unproductive cough if you know what that means

Im lightheaded palms sweaty got a cough knees are weak arms are heavy

No mucus? ok, then I can go out, weeeee, more exposure!

I want a chippy. Is it worth coronachan risk

YES

it is

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESxeqQMX0AUqlQZ?format=jpg&name=medium

I want to catch it

gotta catchem all

just go lick some door handles at the hospital

I for one welcome our new coronachan overlords

lmao

I still think this is overblown

and the best way to get an understanding to to catch it