grow, fuck the dude up

Over small things

like a bag rash, i swear

Bag rash?

and autistic to boot

What is bag rash

fuck, grow the dude up

can't tell the difference between annoyance and anger

It's in text

shoe fly, go away

It was a joke

jokes don't translate via text for the most charismatic

and charismatic you are not

Ah

That's unfortunate

Well I try

ma, ma's being mean to me again

when you test a blacklight and it reveals something

@Uksio Hmmm

ghghgh

Shrimp are disgusting

Bro shes lit up like the fucking milky way

Is that sperm?

or the milky way fucking

actually it is one of the skin conditions that are visible in blacklight

Hah

I knew it

I thought she had been pissed on tbh

some are fungal infections, but sometimes it is just a pigmentation problem in genes (i.e. more succceptible to skin cancer too)

Hmm

My mother died of cancer lmao

It especially afflicts gingers

Gingers are disgusting

they have a very "spotty" distribution of melanin

Gingers are either beautiful or fucking awfully ugly

freckle

No inbetween

What you can sometimes see are gingers with darker spots, but what you can't see: they are as spotty with blots that have *no* melanin in it