Hey. We invented lamingtons.

Suck my cock.

i rest my case

I rest my nuts

On ur face

u could at least buy me a drink first

Pfft

This is the tinder generation

Ima pump and dump your candy ass

faggots?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/687814730844602369/image0.jpg

faggot gen confirmed

*Yeaboi*

bring ur balls pronto , i got FOMO, pump and dump me baby

Yeahnah

I talk a big game

But I’m married

Sorry Chief

You’ll have to get your fix of salty nuts elsewhere

you can find me at the usual spot, scrounging for toilet paper at the local public dunny glory hole

First you get the paper

Then you get the power

@007wins™ @Sir Winn

*Then* you get *the wimmun*

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Imagine how much better gta V would’ve been if they’d had proper mod support.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr3J11fbRXk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbr60I0u2Ng

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529876813527384065/687389603015295025/20200311_191314.jpg

https://tenor.com/view/apocalypse-simpsons-gif-7204885

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHJBKd6P3eQ

Having a pollen allergy during this pandemic is turning out to be a real bitch.

are you infected. no, my body just hates nature

Oh right. Next summer is going to be so scary for others, because I have allergies too

You could have a pension fund and be leveraged on stocks, that would be worse

Any suicidal thoughts?

just homicidal