Message from @Nerzul The Dinosauroid

Discord ID: 687831784142012544


2020-03-13 00:56:46 UTC  

You’ll have to get your fix of salty nuts elsewhere

2020-03-13 00:57:19 UTC  

you can find me at the usual spot, scrounging for toilet paper at the local public dunny glory hole

2020-03-13 00:58:04 UTC  

First you get the paper

2020-03-13 00:58:10 UTC  

Then you get the power

2020-03-13 00:58:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687826837518417934/20200312205631_1.jpg

2020-03-13 00:58:21 UTC  

*Then* you get *the wimmun*

2020-03-13 00:58:32 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> <:pepegun:588019479401726001>

2020-03-13 00:59:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687827023875276860/TP_WAR.jpg

2020-03-13 00:59:15 UTC  

Imagine how much better gta V would’ve been if they’d had proper mod support.

2020-03-13 00:59:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687827116535841018/image0.jpg

2020-03-13 01:01:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/687827645517660307/Disgustingmaterialcoyote_e746c8_7255661.mp4

2020-03-13 01:16:28 UTC  

Having a pollen allergy during this pandemic is turning out to be a real bitch.

2020-03-13 01:17:10 UTC  

are you infected. no, my body just hates nature

2020-03-13 01:17:15 UTC  

Oh right. Next summer is going to be so scary for others, because I have allergies too

2020-03-13 01:17:21 UTC  

You could have a pension fund and be leveraged on stocks, that would be worse

2020-03-13 01:17:56 UTC  

Any suicidal thoughts?

2020-03-13 01:18:08 UTC  

just homicidal

2020-03-13 01:18:21 UTC  

Tree semen is my weakness.

2020-03-13 01:18:30 UTC  

Obviously

2020-03-13 01:18:47 UTC  

evolve or die

2020-03-13 01:19:03 UTC  

Isn't it like ovaries actually? didn't they have it backwards?

2020-03-13 01:19:08 UTC  

they* plants*

2020-03-13 01:20:31 UTC  

Who the fuck cares

2020-03-13 01:20:47 UTC  

Time to buy Bitcoin

2020-03-13 01:21:35 UTC  

Rocks are our evolution?

2020-03-13 01:21:54 UTC  

no. they are your record

2020-03-13 01:21:59 UTC  

someone called i lovejasper was typing

2020-03-13 01:22:17 UTC  
2020-03-13 01:22:36 UTC  

Thousands have died

2020-03-13 01:22:59 UTC  

tom hanks contract the big gay from the philadelphia experiment

2020-03-13 01:23:00 UTC  

thousands die every day in car accidents

2020-03-13 01:23:11 UTC  

then 3000 died on 9/11/2001

2020-03-13 01:23:20 UTC  

changes the fuckin world dude

2020-03-13 01:23:35 UTC  

We might see this virus seasonally now, so, you might have a point

2020-03-13 01:23:54 UTC  

as thy divine will intends