Message from @NinjaQuick
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tbh i didnt know 4 ply was a thing
THE UNITED STATES LOVES ITALY
5 ply when
I never buy anything more than 2 ply
I can get 4 rolls for 70c
Fuck you
What's wrong with your asshole that you need 4 ply?
Fucking bougejwa
Zee
Lol
FFff
Imagine having 3 or more layers of paper between you and your anus
Why even
Does it leak or something?
Imagine cleaning your shitty asshole rubbing a piece of paper
no idea tbh
instead of with water like a pro
All silk
I just want a japanese toilet
Just by a bidet seat
Same effect way less expensive.
no.
a bidet doesn't perfectly clean my butt without me needing to use my hand or a towel
which is disgusting
and it also doesn't dry it
o?
how are jap toilets diff from bidet
cause they clean it with the right amount and pressure of water and they also dry it automatically afaik
and also don't require extra plumbing
you're going to be sitting for a while, on that toilet, to get your ass to dry after a wash using just air
afaik its a matter of seconds
it should be yea
would be kind of pointless if you had to stay for a minute to get dry lol
yeah
Similar in function to bidet seats that attach to your existing toilet, the best bidet toilet combos will have all the luxury cleansing features you would expect from a high end bidet. They typically include endless warm water, warm air dryers, deodorizers, heated seats, wireless remote controls, and nozzle adjustability. Furthermore, since bidet toilet combos include the toilet bowl, they also feature manual and automatic flushing capabilities.
I missed the part where they also put deodorizer in your asshole