Fucking bougejwa

Zee

Lol

FFff

Imagine having 3 or more layers of paper between you and your anus

Why even

Does it leak or something?

Imagine cleaning your shitty asshole rubbing a piece of paper

no idea tbh

https://youtu.be/MWYj1BOfV6I

instead of with water like a pro

I want 70ply toilet tissue

All silk

I just want a japanese toilet

Just by a bidet seat

Same effect way less expensive.

no.

a bidet doesn't perfectly clean my butt without me needing to use my hand or a towel

which is disgusting

and it also doesn't dry it

o?

how are jap toilets diff from bidet

cause they clean it with the right amount and pressure of water and they also dry it automatically afaik

and also don't require extra plumbing

you're going to be sitting for a while, on that toilet, to get your ass to dry after a wash using just air

afaik its a matter of seconds

it should be yea

would be kind of pointless if you had to stay for a minute to get dry lol

yeah

https://www.gamesradar.com/nvidias-calling-on-gaming-pc-owners-to-put-their-systems-to-work-fighting-covid-19/

Similar in function to bidet seats that attach to your existing toilet, the best bidet toilet combos will have all the luxury cleansing features you would expect from a high end bidet. They typically include endless warm water, warm air dryers, deodorizers, heated seats, wireless remote controls, and nozzle adjustability. Furthermore, since bidet toilet combos include the toilet bowl, they also feature manual and automatic flushing capabilities.

I missed the part where they also put deodorizer in your asshole

Uh

Bidet toilet seats

Have enough pressure to fully clean.

high tier ones, sure

And high end ones have warm to hot water

And luxury ones even play sound.

300-400 will get you all you need.

mine isn't even pointing upwards bruh

Wow pleb