Message from @OneTrueGod
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@OneTrueGod It was for a 4 day milsim airsoft game.
@OneTrueGod MREs are constipatory in their composition on purpose.
it's a battlefield ration for behind enemy lines or emergencies
Out in the woods the entire time
A soldier with a soft stool he needs a 100 wipes for is a bad tactical unit to have
so you took mre's?, expensive choice too
And a stinky indicator of presence
Me when I haven't had a shit for 4 days straight
https://youtu.be/LD0k7cnj384
Fortunately, boots on the ground isn't the main bulk of an army today
I munched russian, lithuanian, german and US (american base in Germany) MREs, as well as russian emergency subway rations for nuclear strike
All give you constipation
Better to hunt and cook
I liked the nuclear one the best
@Uksio Hard men, hard stool <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
It was literally ramen copied from Japan with dried peas, corn and other veggies that puffed back up in hot water
Soldier training doesn't make hard men, it makes broken men with ptsd
Sure they are killers, but in a broken way
Ramen cups are actually great as cheap rations.
I buy them and mix in beef jerky before pouring the boiling water.
shit i need to invite an alt here wheres the inv link
this is why incase anyone needed to know
@OneTrueGod Not true. It's the warzone that gives them ptsd.
The training is meant to ensure they don't come back even more fucked up
Why do you want an alt in here
cause im not gonna use my main
moving accounts
hartman only emptied one footlocker on the floor
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thank
True ptsd can come from war, or from a madman shouting at you every day
"do you think that's funny private fuckface?, go sweep the sunlight off the street"
Meaning, go outside and sweep the same path until the sun comes down
money printer go brrr
heheh
Boomernomics 101
i don geddit
ha
that's from the TF2 comic