Message from @Phalynx

Discord ID: 509218960550658051


2018-11-06 04:09:58 UTC  

China.

2018-11-06 04:10:02 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-06 04:10:23 UTC  

China hacked the midterms, you heard it here first

2018-11-06 04:10:26 UTC  

🇨 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇦

2018-11-06 04:10:30 UTC  

I think Russians are probably going to hack Trump Tower. We should have another Muller Probe.

2018-11-06 04:10:48 UTC  

BTW, is a Muller Probe like a prostate exam?

2018-11-06 04:10:52 UTC  

My god, let's have another Russian investigation

2018-11-06 04:11:10 UTC  

Yes, I think that's for the best.

2018-11-06 04:11:19 UTC  

[grabs phone] Yo Pootin, you up for a job? Consider it one from the inside...

2018-11-06 04:11:24 UTC  

Trump might have peed on a Russian spy from Trump Tower.

2018-11-06 04:11:29 UTC  

I have a dossier on that here.

2018-11-06 04:11:44 UTC  

Let's get a FISA warrant!

2018-11-06 04:12:37 UTC  

Y'all are way too obsessed with the pee thing. Keep your fetishes to yourself. I don't need to read or hear about them

2018-11-06 04:12:56 UTC  

Pepe PeePee

2018-11-06 04:13:02 UTC  

Coincidence?

2018-11-06 04:13:04 UTC  

I think not.

2018-11-06 04:13:07 UTC  

for the Trump 2020 campaign i wanna see big_fat_mess**2.0**.webm

2018-11-06 04:13:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/509218693977341968/big_fat_mess.webm

2018-11-06 04:13:39 UTC  

lol

2018-11-06 04:13:58 UTC  

Oh my God...

2018-11-06 04:14:21 UTC  

Fucking "All Star" by Smash Mouth is playing on my damn radio...

2018-11-06 04:14:57 UTC  

Jeb is a big fat mess.

2018-11-06 04:15:12 UTC  

*sad airhorn*

2018-11-06 04:15:34 UTC  

fml, about 20 minutes ago, hopped on switch to play some splatoon 2

2018-11-06 04:15:44 UTC  

5 minutes later, shit goes down for matintance

2018-11-06 04:15:50 UTC  

Splatoon is a racist game.

2018-11-06 04:15:59 UTC  

spent last 15 minutes figuring out wtf was going on

2018-11-06 04:16:08 UTC  

Splatoon players are racist.

2018-11-06 04:16:15 UTC  

yeah, well

2018-11-06 04:16:18 UTC  

How many black characters are there in Splatoon?

2018-11-06 04:16:22 UTC  

How many Mexicans?

2018-11-06 04:16:25 UTC  

How many women? Muslims?

2018-11-06 04:16:30 UTC  

every day, every night, every afternoon, jeb is a MESS

2018-11-06 04:16:35 UTC  

What about the disabled?

2018-11-06 04:16:48 UTC  

They died in the purge

2018-11-06 04:17:15 UTC  

how dare they not let you play as a blind queer transgender muslim cripple in splatoon 2

2018-11-06 04:17:37 UTC  

Vote plebeian 2018

2018-11-06 04:17:44 UTC  

I only play video games made by Brianna Wu.

2018-11-06 04:18:49 UTC  

🤢

2018-11-06 04:18:53 UTC  

Look at this empowering, realistic portrayal of women.

http://betaboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/SpaceKat.jpg