Or hotkinkyjo and six feet of hotdogs

Literally anything

the greatest disparity in entertainment in live vs. televised sports is soccer

soccer is a beautiful sport. the problem with soccer is that it is full of soccer players

Wog ball.

It’s called, wog ball.

live soccer is terrible because the angle's unclear and you can't discern whether the ball is out of bounds or offside

televised is A+

https://youtu.be/f2zJ8vaB5jo

Fun to play, fun to watch on tv

nothing entertaining about a bunch of grown falling down trying to get someone in trouble for tripping you even though they are five meters away

At what age do women learn they cannot sing?

Because

It hurts

@Al Capwned And running around in a diamond and whacking a ball into a patch of grass is?

at whatever age they encounter Simon Cowell

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https://youtu.be/uo7HB-slsm4

like I said, it's all about going to the ball park and taking in all the sights and smells

drinking beer and eating hotdogs etc.

it's not, never was and never will be a super high paced and intense sport

and thats ok

Like I said, whats stopping you from doing that at your own house? If I have to smell puke and the chemicals they use to keep the field green to appreciate the sport. It's a shitty sport.

you dont get teh sights and smells at home

the chemicals they use is water by the way

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unless, it's turf

then it's just nothing

Bro you're buying an experience IG then?

Kinda gay

> you dont get teh sights and smells at home
@Al Capwned K retard, enjoy wasting your money on a dying sport

it's still making money...

And that's how you measure the merit of something? <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

"Well, it's turning a profit"

Fucking Americans. I swear

https://twitter.com/FrickinNic/status/1220532413836808192

Everything is about !money

Instead of cum brains, you're dollar brains

Good thing

people still watch on tv, people still go out to the ballparks. admittedly it's not like it used to be and yet, baseball is making more money than it ever did 100 years ago

https://youtu.be/3NqG2lAojNQ?t=72