If I'm gonna pay for a game ticket, i'd rather not fall asleep 30 minutes in

Shut lasts forever

Shit*

Baseball is second only to cricket in terms of boredom.

Dont give me the "you come to unwind" shit

Go to a baseball game, enjoy a beer, get a hot dog and relax in the sun.

I’d rather watch curling

LMAOOOO

this isnt the 1920s dude. Do that at home. @Al Capwned

it's not to go outside every now and then

CALLED IT

and relax

Or competitive tiddlywinks

Or hotkinkyjo and six feet of hotdogs

Literally anything

the greatest disparity in entertainment in live vs. televised sports is soccer

soccer is a beautiful sport. the problem with soccer is that it is full of soccer players

Wog ball.

It’s called, wog ball.

live soccer is terrible because the angle's unclear and you can't discern whether the ball is out of bounds or offside

televised is A+

https://youtu.be/f2zJ8vaB5jo

Fun to play, fun to watch on tv

nothing entertaining about a bunch of grown falling down trying to get someone in trouble for tripping you even though they are five meters away

At what age do women learn they cannot sing?

Because

It hurts

@Al Capwned And running around in a diamond and whacking a ball into a patch of grass is?

at whatever age they encounter Simon Cowell

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https://youtu.be/uo7HB-slsm4

like I said, it's all about going to the ball park and taking in all the sights and smells

drinking beer and eating hotdogs etc.

it's not, never was and never will be a super high paced and intense sport

and thats ok

Like I said, whats stopping you from doing that at your own house? If I have to smell puke and the chemicals they use to keep the field green to appreciate the sport. It's a shitty sport.

you dont get teh sights and smells at home

the chemicals they use is water by the way

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unless, it's turf

then it's just nothing