https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71MkYrwZcgL._SX679_.jpg

Oil values are dropping rn

Dang, I will actually see if I can sell this in Europe.

So one hour divided by 20 to get time it takes to make enough electricity to charge one phone

Yes, I think so.

Those are just rough estimates, but a biker produces about 200W of energy.

Apparently, the charging draw for an iPhone is about 10W.

Energy loses and so on...

And phone is Wh not just W but yeah

One joule is worth this much 0.0000115522875816

as of current oil prices

You can probably use your regular Apple charger. Even if you pedal too slowly, it shouldn't bother the adapter.

https://mobileimages.lowes.com/product/converted/695706/6957064565027lg.jpg

Find an adapter that fits in your light socket, plug in the charger, and start pedaling.

That should actually work.

Dang! Someone beat me to it.

https://www.cyclingabout.com/best-dynamo-usb-chargers-bicycle-touring-bikepacking/

If time goes really slow close to a black hole relative to us, and when the big bang happened all the mass in the universe was compressed into an infinitely small point, then wouldn't the big bang have happened infinitely far in the past, rather than 13 billion years or whatever (((they))) are saying it is now after (((their))) creationism was debunked?

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/RVoAAOSwevdZ-hB1/s-l300.jpg

But plugs are unamerican

no u

What if each black hole is a universe

And the reason ours is expanding is cuz its sucking up stuff

What if we're all brains in jars?

what if SEA GULLS are actually aliens

OR WORSE

LIZARD PEOPLE

what if

despacito

kill me

Btw I looked up my theory and a lot of people think of my idea

gnite fellow alt-right gamers

Nice

What if black holes are feminists from alien species that were shot into space to get rid of them?

Mathematically, the existence of a black hole implies the existence of a white hole, like the causal horizon that surrounds our observable universe.

Causal horizon?

You mean event horizon, right?

Some shit is traveling away from us faster than light, nothing we do will ever have a causal effect on it.

Why are people so cynical here

Unless we invented FTL @halfthink

Right, that is what is known as the event horizon.

Gay af