mmm pink goo nuggets

aparently bottle stores are an essential business

Mcdonalds has been shut since day 2 of the quarantine in Spain

you can't believe how much I crave that shit right now.

Yay, new decade, let’s hope this one will be better

2020: *laughs evilly*

you NEED alcohol for a 4 week quarantine

No

Fuck alochol

That shit gay

I've got weed for 2 weeks <:monkaS:520000918243246080>

lol

Weed is also gay

Both of them reduce sperm counts

And make you a cunt

lmfao

at least it doesn't make me some sort of relativist freak

McDs still open here

delivery from Uber Eats

Fuck Mcdonalds why the fuck are they closed here

Fuck em

I need that pink goo

> Fuck alochol that shit gay

The fuck are you, 15?

You can drink and smoke and have good sperm

chances are just that, chances

we live surrounded by them, get used to it

I don't have a drivers license

You reckon they'd care if I used my mums car

no

I can drive fine

Do you have a valid reason?

its only illegal if you get caugh

caught

My mother is a high risk group

if you cough you're fucked for sure

And my father is a medical professional

yeah if ur mother is high risk ur fine

Yess

Time to drink drive

just trap her inside the smallest and most useless room in the house

well thats what its like here any way