Both of them reduce sperm counts

And make you a cunt

lmfao

at least it doesn't make me some sort of relativist freak

McDs still open here

delivery from Uber Eats

Fuck Mcdonalds why the fuck are they closed here

Fuck em

I need that pink goo

> Fuck alochol that shit gay

The fuck are you, 15?

You can drink and smoke and have good sperm

chances are just that, chances

we live surrounded by them, get used to it

I don't have a drivers license

You reckon they'd care if I used my mums car

no

I can drive fine

Do you have a valid reason?

its only illegal if you get caugh

caught

My mother is a high risk group

if you cough you're fucked for sure

And my father is a medical professional

yeah if ur mother is high risk ur fine

Yess

Time to drink drive

just trap her inside the smallest and most useless room in the house

well thats what its like here any way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpgT8moykw

weld some bars

get her in there pronto

I like me mum

But driving would be cool

you can see her through some small hole in the wall I guess

Broom broom

You don't sound mentally capable of using gears

Gears are only hard to mutts

You literally put your left foot down. Change gear. Bring up slow.

That's all

How deep you get that foot in?