Message from @JohnOakman

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2018-11-06 11:47:24 UTC  

they literally are so inbred they shouldn't exist but somehow they get enough clever people they still exist so its like ok UK <3

2018-11-06 11:47:27 UTC  

They are stupid, ugly, and always defensive.

2018-11-06 11:47:45 UTC  

well, dutch people are like flat chested women

envious of the hills other countries have

2018-11-06 11:47:53 UTC  

See?

2018-11-06 11:47:59 UTC  

This is what I'm talking about.

2018-11-06 11:48:02 UTC  

literally all dutch people should be underwater tbh

2018-11-06 11:48:06 UTC  

Always on the defense.

2018-11-06 11:48:10 UTC  

I LIVE underwater, technically

2018-11-06 11:48:17 UTC  

E X A C T L Y

2018-11-06 11:48:20 UTC  

below sea-level

2018-11-06 11:48:21 UTC  

muwhahah

2018-11-06 11:48:37 UTC  

ah yes that reminds me of that time i met Aquaman

2018-11-06 11:48:51 UTC  

back in '83

2018-11-06 11:49:05 UTC  

anybody remember dutch people before they wrote songs for "Mad Max"

2018-11-06 11:49:18 UTC  

~~pepperidge farms~~ *i do*

2018-11-06 11:49:41 UTC  

I think we should pray to Cthulu.

2018-11-06 11:50:14 UTC  

/thread

2018-11-06 11:50:57 UTC  

Only pray gaben

2018-11-06 11:51:06 UTC  

The First United Church of Cthulhu is a legally registered nonprofit religious organization. Here in Arizona they do the separation of church and state the right way (most of the time). People's religious beliefs and their position within those hierarchies are not questioned by the state. Other states unfortunately are not as open and require proof that someone is really part of their specified religion. Priests/Priestesses outside of the U.S. will have to check with their local authorities on what is required.

2018-11-06 11:51:16 UTC  

Or god Emperor

2018-11-06 11:52:37 UTC  

whos voted already?

2018-11-06 11:52:49 UTC  

Me. I wrote in Cthulhu

2018-11-06 11:53:06 UTC  

I wasn't sure if he's Republican or Democrat, though.

2018-11-06 11:53:09 UTC  

well thats one wasted vote right there

2018-11-06 11:53:16 UTC  

C'thulu is obviously a democrat

2018-11-06 11:53:18 UTC  

TAKE THAT BACK.

2018-11-06 11:53:21 UTC  

NEVER

2018-11-06 11:53:32 UTC  

A vote for Cthulhu is a vote for the dark lord himself.

2018-11-06 11:53:34 UTC  

its independant

2018-11-06 11:53:39 UTC  

Okay.

2018-11-06 11:54:13 UTC  

a vote for Voldemort? 😛

2018-11-06 11:54:53 UTC  

You're a hairy wizard, Harry.

2018-11-06 11:55:39 UTC  

disappointing that you didnt vote for tim

2018-11-06 11:56:00 UTC  

should've voted for Richard Nixon

2018-11-06 11:56:16 UTC  

If the dead can vote, why can't we vote for the dead?

2018-11-06 11:56:46 UTC  

the dead can't vote, how about the UNDEAD? <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-11-06 11:56:47 UTC  

vote for jesus and mohamed