Be like me

Be a giant, sweaty neanderthal who scares dog

@Goddess Tyche needs a kid

true

need a man first

wish me luck, lmao, Slovenians cucks

well- good luck with that under lock down kek

Police dogs are a shitty idea

Tbh

no

retard

If something comes at me biting

My first instinct is to go full chimp mode on it

good

you'll get a higher sentence

Police dog or not im not letting an animal maim me

for being a prick

just gun the bugger down

well, then don't break the law, it's that fucking simple, you retard

But fists are so much more personable

>just dont break the law bro

yea but its like a dog

Everyone who trusts the boys in blue is stupid

They're not your friends

they're a tool

And the dumb, slavering animal they have isnt either

of coure they're not

well, police don't usually deploy a dog unless there's a reason

Not only do police dogs put the suspect in danger

Police dogs put the dog in danger

Police are administrators making sure the public doesn't harm others

In short. Aside from sniffing out drugs they're a shitty excuse

yeah, and

people are more valuable

better to risk a dog than an officer

Not really

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I value the dog more than I do the cop

lmao

The dog can't help it

The police are a bunch of governmental simps