https://www.yahoo.com/news/astronomers-suggest-shooting-laser-space-attract-aliens-earth-040711235.html

@_@

That would... uh... not be smart.

what

what is this

What if aliens are like cats. Imagine what lasers would do.

we got an email from the "administrative coordinator of libraries" on campus

any intelligent alien species would see us committing horrible acts all around the planet then just wipe us out and move on

her name is signed in COMIC SANS and is immediately followed by her pronouns

what the fuck is wrong with my school

Hmm

*Rubs his eyes and signs.* This guy needs to shut up.

Wonder how to detect a boarder on a surf board

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/comey-in-op-ed-says-anti-trump-awakening-is-underway-as-he-campaigns-for-dems-in-midterms

Joe Rogan's crew want to do a surfing endurance challenge next October, but I don't think they have the technology.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/as-midterms-loom-political-groups-and-campaigns-push-to-vote-shame-people-into-voting

some form of rfid maybe?

hmm

yeah

like an anklet

put the rfid in the board

@Matt-Kill723 how went your meeting with campus security earlier?

that's a good idea, gonna make a thing.

something like the fitness bands maybe?

yeah about that. I didn't talk about it because nothing bad happened

those bananas had been up in the tree for weeks

and it was confirmed to be a prank

Glad to hear. I assume you are still enrolled

Yeah, I have the basics of something that feeds into the phone

yeah

it took weeks for someone to get offended by it

@Timcast I think the stress is from people who are trying to live up to expectations from their peers aka fellow democrats.

The democrats and far left tend to drive people away from their parties.... due to overwhelming requirements and purity tests.

@Dusty Morgan it sounds like the chinese social credit score, where people avoid social repercussions for not doing as they are expected and thus self censor

btw. this "PTSD" study feels like a variant of "Russian scientists proved that... *some ridiculous claims*" joke, with "Russian" replaced with "American" 😉

constantly being called a russian bot gave me PTSD

I blame the education system. Get rid of the Prussian model. Instead of tying history classes to ages, just have everyone in the school to take the same classes and switch every year

@Misomania Yeah, that is what I am getting at.

if they really got PTSD, there's no way they should lose

better a russian bot then being a borg though, at least as a russian bot I can ride a bear shirtless with a bottle of vodka in one hand

https://scontent.fbkl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/45561412_1929434250511018_6931284592414425088_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ht=scontent.fbkl1-1.fna&oh=38c3aa21f1361f537496a1d1897a0e03&oe=5C3D8B52 weather is a conspiracy to stop the democrats from voting