Message from @Samaritan™
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@Samaritan™ *sigh*
@Samaritan™ than ?
You’re just jealous, lol
@Samaritan™ Boy scouts don't count
My brother, 13, fucked a 17 year old
@MoralSupport™ If i am going to consider buying the merchcandise, i am going to sAMPLE it FIRST
She was trying to reform herself at the time
he got into a lot of trouble, but I already told that story
You don't need to sample factory sealed product
What is trouble
When I was 16 I seduced the school councillor
@Blaster Master so, what, you're going to test them for virginity?
ok
I think you are bad at lying
I’m not proud of it though because she was like late 40s
Trouble is a 5'9, 120lb, stacked blonde who can't keep her hands of you
@MoralSupport™ it's obvious whenever someone is a virgin or not. It's not hard to know, especially when everyone's so open about it these days
you thought you did haha
drink is no excuse
that's considerably younger.....
@Blaster Master i don't think 'i've been railed in the past' would be the focal point of the conversation upon meeting someone though
Terry Davis wasn't drunk when he said shit liek that
Alcohol doesn't make you lie
She was thin
She was old
She was married
@MoralSupport™ it would be later on, it's also really easy to tell through a person's looks and political affiliation
if she has dyed hair and thinks communism is the way to go she's deffinately a whore. It's just how it is
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She was alive
@Blaster Master so, what, you'd be able to tell if they'd been tag-teamed before, because of them being a communist, and the concept of getting everything they want is prevalent in their life
If a person is so bad at choosing a mate that she already went through 10 guys chances are she's not a good wife
Yeah, I try to avoid married women if at all possible.
Guns don't kill people. Husbands that come home EARLY kill people.....
Navy wives are the WORST
Oh no
She got angry at me later right before I left I don’t think she liked how I made her feel
i'm going for a piss, hold that thought.