Message from @Samaritan™

Discord ID: 695957191685046332


2020-04-04 11:23:04 UTC  

@MoralSupport™ sure, simp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/695956599868620960/ya_yeet.jpg

2020-04-04 11:23:21 UTC  

Oh yeah I fucked 10 guys let's marry

2020-04-04 11:23:24 UTC  

She was actually younger then me at the time

2020-04-04 11:23:26 UTC  

fuck off

2020-04-04 11:23:36 UTC  
2020-04-04 11:23:45 UTC  
2020-04-04 11:23:45 UTC  

You’re just jealous, lol

2020-04-04 11:23:47 UTC  

@Samaritan™ Boy scouts don't count

2020-04-04 11:23:51 UTC  

My brother, 13, fucked a 17 year old

2020-04-04 11:24:05 UTC  

@MoralSupport™ If i am going to consider buying the merchcandise, i am going to sAMPLE it FIRST

2020-04-04 11:24:20 UTC  

She was trying to reform herself at the time

2020-04-04 11:24:23 UTC  

he got into a lot of trouble, but I already told that story

2020-04-04 11:24:36 UTC  

You don't need to sample factory sealed product

2020-04-04 11:24:36 UTC  

What is trouble

2020-04-04 11:24:38 UTC  

When I was 16 I seduced the school councillor

2020-04-04 11:24:42 UTC  

@Blaster Master so, what, you're going to test them for virginity?

2020-04-04 11:24:43 UTC  

ok

2020-04-04 11:24:53 UTC  

I think you are bad at lying

2020-04-04 11:25:24 UTC  

I’m not proud of it though because she was like late 40s

2020-04-04 11:25:28 UTC  

Trouble is a 5'9, 120lb, stacked blonde who can't keep her hands of you

2020-04-04 11:25:30 UTC  

@MoralSupport™ it's obvious whenever someone is a virgin or not. It's not hard to know, especially when everyone's so open about it these days

2020-04-04 11:25:35 UTC  

you thought you did haha

2020-04-04 11:25:51 UTC  

This is why I shouldn’t drink and come on discord I’m going to regret this later aren’t I

2020-04-04 11:26:03 UTC  

drink is no excuse

2020-04-04 11:26:07 UTC  

that's considerably younger.....

2020-04-04 11:26:13 UTC  

@Blaster Master i don't think 'i've been railed in the past' would be the focal point of the conversation upon meeting someone though

2020-04-04 11:26:17 UTC  

Terry Davis wasn't drunk when he said shit liek that

2020-04-04 11:26:20 UTC  

Alcohol doesn't make you lie

2020-04-04 11:26:32 UTC  

She was thin

2020-04-04 11:26:39 UTC  

She was old

2020-04-04 11:27:15 UTC  

She was married

2020-04-04 11:27:16 UTC  

@MoralSupport™ it would be later on, it's also really easy to tell through a person's looks and political affiliation

2020-04-04 11:27:56 UTC  

if she has dyed hair and thinks communism is the way to go she's deffinately a whore. It's just how it is

2020-04-04 11:28:17 UTC  

<:thistbh:582698435896147978>

2020-04-04 11:28:28 UTC  

She was alive

2020-04-04 11:28:47 UTC  

@Blaster Master so, what, you'd be able to tell if they'd been tag-teamed before, because of them being a communist, and the concept of getting everything they want is prevalent in their life

2020-04-04 11:28:47 UTC  

If a person is so bad at choosing a mate that she already went through 10 guys chances are she's not a good wife

2020-04-04 11:28:51 UTC  

Yeah, I try to avoid married women if at all possible.

2020-04-04 11:29:10 UTC  

Guns don't kill people. Husbands that come home EARLY kill people.....