Gotta disincentivize that amusement

>when you live outside of Chicago <:nikosmirk:348582730726113280>

This is kind of cool... Spiders got into the holyday spirit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=27&v=483tm-29hE4

:p

This is like something i'd expect from china lol

What even

**Chicago more like Chicantgohavefun**

https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/907068466627227648

It looks like a dog.

https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/907067579021737984

In case Chicago was too amusing

Spider just wants love, so it turned itself into a dog head.

Murder rate not high enough

need to depress everyone

people still live in chicago?

@Abel It's the new Chigaco plan of purging the city from anyone with an income so they can retain democratic political control over the area.

Chicago isn't just a place in Nightvale?

Tf

CHANGE MY MIND!

@taekahn that is where they live film the true documentary called "the purge'' right?

https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/907065945461964800

Hey... if you got dedicated followers and they are the only ones in the city, you have a stronghold.

Lmao.

dunno, the purge is sort of an inspiring movie....

Fucking girl scouts, whelp I guess no more GS Cookies for me....

You could go to jail for that

GS cookies overrated imo anyways

fucking girl scouts

they're like, 6

Goddamn.

spicy

I made 600 dollarydoos today.

From 3 days of work.

Chicago is going to look like Gary Indiana

Dollary doos.

I have never made this much money in my life.

. . . . . Dollary wonky doos

Woot

Good, @Scribblehatch

I'm so frightened of irony hitting me any second