Message from @oprahsminge

Discord ID: 510286709372747796


2018-11-09 02:54:11 UTC  

I'm sure it'll work great

2018-11-09 02:54:38 UTC  

This is what the entire media does. China invents some shit that already got invented and they all get on their knees to slobber on their dicks

2018-11-09 02:54:44 UTC  

Like dude

2018-11-09 02:54:49 UTC  

It's a fucking spoon

2018-11-09 02:55:04 UTC  

its not only with china

2018-11-09 02:55:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/510286178981904394/Screenshot_20181108-185437_Gmail.jpg

2018-11-09 02:55:07 UTC  

🙅

2018-11-09 02:55:07 UTC  

they do that here as well

2018-11-09 02:55:11 UTC  

Next up. Flightless planes

2018-11-09 02:55:14 UTC  

Aka

2018-11-09 02:55:16 UTC  

Boats

2018-11-09 02:55:32 UTC  

they need those 2 scoops of "news" first

2018-11-09 02:55:52 UTC  

It's so funny how they called it RAD

2018-11-09 02:55:56 UTC  

wheel-less bikes - it's a sled

2018-11-09 02:55:56 UTC  

And cringey

2018-11-09 02:56:04 UTC  

@Vesdii that's gonna get called victim blaming faster than you can roofie a woman

2018-11-09 02:56:21 UTC  

would be funny if the entire male population of the college joined in that thing

2018-11-09 02:56:27 UTC  

all self indentifying as females

2018-11-09 02:56:34 UTC  

@Exembly tilting cars
Motorcycles

2018-11-09 02:56:35 UTC  

what are they gonna do, throw them out? lol

2018-11-09 02:57:12 UTC  

Sorry no. Motorcycles will be called "self pedaling bikes"

2018-11-09 02:57:22 UTC  

@oprahsminge float-less boat - submarine

2018-11-09 02:57:29 UTC  
2018-11-09 02:57:42 UTC  

motor-less motorcycle

2018-11-09 02:57:47 UTC  

The real question is. What will they call a bus?

2018-11-09 02:57:50 UTC  

with pedals

2018-11-09 02:57:59 UTC  

Or is a bus still a bus

2018-11-09 02:58:16 UTC  

I think bus is the ground truth lol

2018-11-09 02:58:27 UTC  

people-mover-on-wheels

2018-11-09 02:58:46 UTC  

"The transit system uses rubber wheels on a plastic core and has new technology copyrighted by the Chinese rail corporation"

2018-11-09 02:58:52 UTC  

This sentence is just too much

2018-11-09 02:59:00 UTC  

Rubber wheels and plastic

2018-11-09 02:59:05 UTC  

"new technology"

2018-11-09 02:59:20 UTC  

Fucking brilliant

2018-11-09 02:59:32 UTC  

China: Making old thinks new again

2018-11-09 02:59:45 UTC  

"The track-less train is also said to have a life-span of around 25 years. "

2018-11-09 02:59:47 UTC  

So..

2018-11-09 02:59:56 UTC  

The lifespan of a city transit bus

2018-11-09 03:00:02 UTC  

Ain't that fucking something

2018-11-09 03:00:07 UTC  

well that's a bit better then a bus no?

2018-11-09 03:00:30 UTC  

~12 years usually