I'm sure it'll work great

This is what the entire media does. China invents some shit that already got invented and they all get on their knees to slobber on their dicks

Like dude

It's a fucking spoon

its not only with china

🙅

they do that here as well

Next up. Flightless planes

Aka

Boats

they need those 2 scoops of "news" first

It's so funny how they called it RAD

wheel-less bikes - it's a sled

And cringey

@Vesdii that's gonna get called victim blaming faster than you can roofie a woman

would be funny if the entire male population of the college joined in that thing

all self indentifying as females

@Exembly tilting cars
Motorcycles

what are they gonna do, throw them out? lol

Sorry no. Motorcycles will be called "self pedaling bikes"

@oprahsminge float-less boat - submarine

@Exembly lol

motor-less motorcycle

The real question is. What will they call a bus?

with pedals

Or is a bus still a bus

I think bus is the ground truth lol

people-mover-on-wheels

"The transit system uses rubber wheels on a plastic core and has new technology copyrighted by the Chinese rail corporation"

This sentence is just too much

Rubber wheels and plastic

"new technology"

Fucking brilliant

China: Making old thinks new again

"The track-less train is also said to have a life-span of around 25 years. "

So..

The lifespan of a city transit bus

Ain't that fucking something

well that's a bit better then a bus no?

~12 years usually