Message from @oprahsminge

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2018-11-09 02:55:32 UTC  

they need those 2 scoops of "news" first

2018-11-09 02:55:52 UTC  

It's so funny how they called it RAD

2018-11-09 02:55:56 UTC  

wheel-less bikes - it's a sled

2018-11-09 02:55:56 UTC  

And cringey

2018-11-09 02:56:04 UTC  

@Vesdii that's gonna get called victim blaming faster than you can roofie a woman

2018-11-09 02:56:21 UTC  

would be funny if the entire male population of the college joined in that thing

2018-11-09 02:56:27 UTC  

all self indentifying as females

2018-11-09 02:56:34 UTC  

@Exembly tilting cars
Motorcycles

2018-11-09 02:56:35 UTC  

what are they gonna do, throw them out? lol

2018-11-09 02:57:12 UTC  

Sorry no. Motorcycles will be called "self pedaling bikes"

2018-11-09 02:57:22 UTC  

@oprahsminge float-less boat - submarine

2018-11-09 02:57:29 UTC  
2018-11-09 02:57:42 UTC  

motor-less motorcycle

2018-11-09 02:57:47 UTC  

The real question is. What will they call a bus?

2018-11-09 02:57:50 UTC  

with pedals

2018-11-09 02:57:59 UTC  

Or is a bus still a bus

2018-11-09 02:58:16 UTC  

I think bus is the ground truth lol

2018-11-09 02:58:27 UTC  

people-mover-on-wheels

2018-11-09 02:58:46 UTC  

"The transit system uses rubber wheels on a plastic core and has new technology copyrighted by the Chinese rail corporation"

2018-11-09 02:58:52 UTC  

This sentence is just too much

2018-11-09 02:59:00 UTC  

Rubber wheels and plastic

2018-11-09 02:59:05 UTC  

"new technology"

2018-11-09 02:59:20 UTC  

Fucking brilliant

2018-11-09 02:59:32 UTC  

China: Making old thinks new again

2018-11-09 02:59:45 UTC  

"The track-less train is also said to have a life-span of around 25 years. "

2018-11-09 02:59:47 UTC  

So..

2018-11-09 02:59:56 UTC  

The lifespan of a city transit bus

2018-11-09 03:00:02 UTC  

Ain't that fucking something

2018-11-09 03:00:07 UTC  

well that's a bit better then a bus no?

2018-11-09 03:00:30 UTC  

~12 years usually

2018-11-09 03:00:31 UTC  

meanwhile im 16 mins in this warski warpath video and all thats being done so far is making fun of someones look and the way he talks.
Maybe one day andy, you will look back at this and think "holy shit i was such a child back then".
Sorry back to track-less train topic

2018-11-09 03:00:52 UTC  

Don't want to ruin our train of thought?

2018-11-09 03:01:05 UTC  

"According to chief engineer Feng Jianghua, the train identifies the pavement and has various sensors to emit travel information to the train. 
This then enables the vehicle to follow guidance from the virtual track, reports "

2018-11-09 03:01:19 UTC  

2mm of snow

2018-11-09 03:01:22 UTC  

just saying

2018-11-09 03:01:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/510287768534908955/Screenshot_20181108-220110_DuckDuckGo.jpg

2018-11-09 03:01:26 UTC  

cars already have this

2018-11-09 03:01:32 UTC  

"Driverless"

2018-11-09 03:01:33 UTC  

and have had it for years

2018-11-09 03:01:36 UTC  

Suck it bitches

2018-11-09 03:01:48 UTC  

Ignore the guy who is behind the wheel