“Uh hello? Ben Shapiro?” “Hey folks.” “Someone performed a surgery on me when I was younger.” “And?” “He’s from California.”

What a time to be alive.

*teleport sound*

Nah I'm canadian.

“Get me a pen.”

"Free healthcare" comes at a price 😉

Oh I misinterpreted the website url

I anticipate living in poverty for the rest of my life

I mean I could understand if you were heavily influenced by it in the long run

But I imagine you could use the basis that he would botch surgeries as your cause he may have fucked you up

Well I only have 1/2 a small large colon left that is stapled length wise because the experiment was to staple my large and small colon together in parallel.

Probably one of the only humans on this planet that have had that done lol

How do we seek this experiments?

They had to throw the rest out

Is there like a contact and then a parent can pass it off?

Yea my mom would have signed something when I was a week old

Or is Canada standing up with a megaphone barking at people about getting on the table

https://twitter.com/Stairfax/status/1061101394051121153?s=19

So it would be your mother’s fault in the long run, but the surgeon is the one who went through with it?

Well they basically said to her "if we don't he'll die"

My dad wasn't around at the time either

Is there any proof that you would have been fine without it?

Thats... 34 years ago

I do have a diagnosis saying that one of the experiments was "interestingly normal but the biopsy said lacking cells ... and so operate"

At this point they've went in and cut out any proof that would have remained.

The one chance I have is a DNA test

That's terrible. :-(

If my DNA doesn't show a certain mutation then it would indicate I never had the disease they said I had

willc, do you think there's any chance that with that procedure you'll live forever?

Is there any **karyotype** from pre-birth?

Shit I’m like all over the place rn

I can’t think of the word

I think it's silly they are recounting in FL. Only way to be sure is to have another election there with election moderators. Who says they didn't destroy / doctor votes.

@Malt_Hitman if anything, I think my life expectancy has been halved. I didn't think I was going to see my 30th birthday

How about lie instead of doctored?

Instead of repurposing words @FrostyCrits to sound smarter?

But altering votes is more than just a lie.

When you doctor somthing you alter it. when you lie you tell a fib, not the same

If they hid legit ballots and said all ballots were in and then produced those legitamate ballots you could consider that a lie.

Anyway

I mean yeah if you think a DNA test would be useful it might be beneficial to review a karyotype from prebirth and post