I think that duck should be a chicken

Mess with the cock, you get cocked

Mess with the clock and you get glocked

Mess with the dick, you get sick

GG @Sean_Deminatus, you just advanced to level 7!

Mess with the duck you get nick

Mess with the dick you get the prick

Mess with the stick you get the brick

Mess with the bitch you get the dick

*it's a trap*

+1

Admiral akhbar is a wise, wise fish person

no me

Ok, you are a wise, wise fish person, bongo priest

indeed

fitz is hogging the sunblock because he just burned inotorious

Finally, it fucking posted!

I'm sorry about the cake one

I didn't mean to post that one twice

Don't mind me, just doing my american duty of tucking my gun in to bed

good lad

That’s gun looks so fucking weird

no u

No u u.

Pretty sure I’d say “let’s meet up” and I’d punch them in the face

what a degenerate

(and 90% of violent crime in chicago)