*continues to make meat beating sounds until phone is charged*

@Deleted User nigger

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If she's under 30 with a kid, she ain't a milf, just a ho with a kid.

join bruh

I’m 16 with a kid but I’m a guy so I ain’t a ho

join bruh

It’s a big oof

im 15 with 3 kids from the same wahmen

Mhmm

u nibbas be antisocail af tonight

who wants to help me kidnap hillary clinton and hold her on ransom

it has a 50/50 chance of working

justin hates my videos so y not

delet

on one hand no one likes her except maybe bill, now we just have to hope he doesn't ditch for another intern

don delete my fecken shit its just out of the blue

and wtf was that lol

@Deleted User is looking for single females in his area! Interested? You must be white, at least 5'6, weight 120-155lbs, be physically fit, and make a mean tuna casserole. @everyone

That’s 90% accurate @Cabinet bravo

Thank you.

I don't like tuna.

tuna is gross

I would prefer lasagna, spaghetti or baked taters and chops

Another one bites the dust

Bongo I think we need to put your dating profile on like eharmony

There's only 2 females here that are straight

You're not gonna have any luck

\o/

And tinder

Tinder isn't gonna work for you

That involved pictures of you that are recent

GamerGirls are a mixed box 50/50 chance they are either legendary/or full retard

We need Photoshop for you

Bitch pls look at this beautiful face I have this is 4 months ago btw

When the wahmen ask u to do something in when ur done with whatever ur doing and then come back exactly 15 seconds later to ask if you can do it now.

You don't even talk to women

Who the fuck is my mom then