We would sing it at the marine corps ball

lol you guys are so motivated about the military

Alpaca get gud and join the corps

Don’t be a puC

My brother got me pumped but then he for lack of better term “pussied out” so I have to restart our martial tradition

Pumped for about 14 years

Sorry man, Navy all the way. I seriously almost enlisted in the marines, until I realized the navy has my heart lmao

It came time to where I was finally old enough to talk to a recruiter and my mind changed

Was seriously thinking about Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer too but I have issue with my ears under deep water so I can’t

I just wanna kill people

I just wanna serve my country

That’s why I’m doing EMT. In case I DQ at meps

I just wanna shoot sand negros

But what if we fight people who aren’t sand negros **your enlistment will be all for nothing because all you wanTED TO DO WAS SHOOT DAMN SAND NEGROS**

Then I will shoot Mexican negros or Slavic negros or *InJUn* niggers

As long as I can shoot some negros

What if they’re *Ruski negros*

I will convince them to fight the buck toothed menace to the Far East

**Bongo the diplomat**

How else have I gotten like 4 ppl to change their names on here

bongo's persuasive abilities are unmatched in the history of man

Bongo has been awarded ribbons for his unmatched persuasive words

he could have stopped wars before they started

GG @Bland and Unoriginal Person, you just advanced to level 2!

I have ascended to a new level of power

I’m level 15 scrub

Wait did alpaca change to bland unoriginal person?

Sounds about right

but I feel as an admin the lower my level makes me better due to my complete lack of doing anything in this discord

no

You’re a total scrub 😂

I've been on this server since it was made

Git got

damn

Jeremiah Johnson I should be the admin, no?

Yes

i've been slandered

You have been roasted to perfection my friend

delicous

By none other than moonman himself

Exactly almost everyone I’ve talked to has said they supported me but Justin burger man won’t allow it cuz he has the big gay