He's a nice boy

Kind of a dick though when he wants attention. Just LIKE ME 😆

My roommate got in a fight with his ex-fiance, she pulled a knife on him, he called the cops.

Well that's eventful but not that fun

Damn!

Some Varg shidd almost went down

Just kills them for having a better reputation

Nothing
To
Lose
But
Your
Chains

Lmao pretty sure I’m getting fired

Are they aware of your EMT stuff.

Yeah

I’ve had to say many times I can’t come in due to my EMT stuff, and now I’m really sick with something that causing severe back pain, high BP and irregular pulse so I called out today and I’m calling out tomorrow

I barely work due to the EMT stuff and now that they’ve scheduled me im really sick so it’s like I’m never able to work

1/2 of me is like fuck and the other half is like oh well

Well, I'm definitely not going out with that girl again. Turned out to be a fatty. Sent me old pics. Wanted to suck me off but it wasn't happening. Ick.

Lmfao, at least you have your standards.

yeah. I can't fucking stand fat chicks. They've become much less attractive as I've been getting more fit and they've never been attractive to me to begin with. Plus, she wasn't trad enough. Too tolerant and slutty.

No wonder she wanted to get on her knees and set those DSLs to work. Look at me today. Beautiful specimen!

You just refered to your own lipa as dick sucking lips

Faggot 😆

https://youtu.be/TqR1V3DN8hM

"Goose the Corolla, and you'll see a goat!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH7J-Sx80

@Deleted User How did you understand that as referring to my own lips????

You put "me"

Instead of she lmfao

😆

...nuh uhhhhh

😝
"Bleh, Masked Man's a fag!"

https://youtu.be/NZMTPGc0Z6A

Lenny Bruce had some good shot

*shit

Going for a torchlit walk. Æsir heil!

Wtf, looks like you made a fleshlight out of newspaper.

https://youtu.be/1F9Nzp6NZ8A

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