Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 544010387826409472


2019-02-09 23:24:50 UTC  

**IM SORRY TO BOTHER YOU WITH MY FRIENDSHIP,** *damn*.

2019-02-09 23:26:43 UTC  

RIP

2019-02-09 23:29:22 UTC  

**Eat Sith Lord dick Mr. Pepe Trump, you’re part of the pandemic**

2019-02-09 23:29:57 UTC  

**Wear that foreskin as a hat for your sins**

2019-02-09 23:49:20 UTC  

wut

2019-02-10 00:23:12 UTC  

Alpaca

2019-02-10 00:23:28 UTC  

Are you on ur mences?

2019-02-10 00:23:55 UTC  

Or is that ol'canyon feeling dry?

2019-02-10 00:25:46 UTC  

I would offer to help, but I don't even think the most hung Hungarian's kielbasa can do anything for your Arby's

2019-02-10 00:27:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/543951044464476177/828e4610c77ba71ea15f99d54ad762c4.0.jpg

2019-02-10 00:27:25 UTC  

Drink one of those

2019-02-10 00:27:37 UTC  

You'll feel better

2019-02-10 00:41:47 UTC  

I thought you were black get that hand out of here cracker

2019-02-10 01:00:18 UTC  

Damn. I've always wanted to try mint julep

2019-02-10 01:25:05 UTC  

Ligma, bongo

2019-02-10 01:26:03 UTC  

My motto is and always will be "Whiter than you, Muhammad"

2019-02-10 01:27:34 UTC  

Hal and I will physically remove your kebab

2019-02-10 01:46:37 UTC  

Nigga what @Deleted User

2019-02-10 02:15:47 UTC  

Have some sodee pahp

2019-02-10 03:12:54 UTC  

Epic gamer moment

2019-02-10 04:23:03 UTC  

Soda makes me really sick, I can only drink ginger ale as a soda. I can sip other sodas but I can’t drink an entire bottle/can and feel well. Ginger ale doesn’t bother me

2019-02-10 04:23:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/544010591539560498/50273901_536378800208233_7741139953551147008_n.jpg

2019-02-10 05:05:11 UTC  

I don't drink anything but water but I especially don't drink Jennifer Lawrence

2019-02-10 05:10:33 UTC  

Germans had nice tanks

2019-02-10 05:11:21 UTC  

B I G B O B tank headass

2019-02-10 05:11:44 UTC  

Jew Zealanders had the best tanks

2019-02-10 05:12:44 UTC  

Lay off the pharmaceuticals

2019-02-10 05:12:49 UTC  

😆

2019-02-10 05:13:05 UTC  

BIg Bob tank = Best Tank, change my mind.

2019-02-10 05:13:18 UTC  

I will see

2019-02-10 05:20:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/544024843339694091/FB_IMG_1549165859800.jpg

2019-02-10 05:20:37 UTC  

Gang GANG

2019-02-10 05:42:32 UTC  

What's the point of a white future if the world isn't beautiful?

2019-02-10 06:13:18 UTC  

Right? That's why we got to keep it that way

2019-02-10 06:13:55 UTC  

But truth be told, that's no excuse for it not to exist

2019-02-10 06:15:37 UTC  

Must surivive, even in a world gone horribly wrong so that perhaps our children can grow to raise the generation that leaves this planet. Or at least the generation that raises the generation that leaves

2019-02-10 06:43:16 UTC  

The generation that leaves then comes back a few generations later and saves it

2019-02-10 08:20:00 UTC  

Perhaps they will. Or maybe it will be eons later like in the book Man after Man

2019-02-10 08:20:18 UTC  

They would come back to a very different fucking Earth

2019-02-10 08:21:33 UTC  

Also, yeah just watched that. These Cyanide & Happiness people are really outdoing themselves in wtf lately