Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 545679792801054720


2019-02-14 17:25:27 UTC  

I was without depth perception for two days

2019-02-14 17:26:19 UTC  

What the hell

2019-02-14 17:26:26 UTC  

Why didn’t you stare it to death

2019-02-14 17:27:24 UTC  

I was sleeping

2019-02-14 17:27:55 UTC  

Once I did crush a fly with my eyelid though, if that counts as death by stare

2019-02-14 17:28:18 UTC  

Had to get my eye cleaned good afterwards

2019-02-14 17:28:27 UTC  

Bugs are brutal cunts

2019-02-14 17:28:59 UTC  

That's all my eye-related insect stories though

2019-02-14 17:31:01 UTC  

Xan has level 10 insect resistance

2019-02-14 17:31:27 UTC  

Xan is a fucking Treblinka survivor, he has no mass or blood.

2019-02-14 17:31:32 UTC  

He is just skin laid over bone.

2019-02-14 17:31:57 UTC  

He still has level 10 insect resistance

2019-02-14 17:42:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545661193168224287/1549436757336.jpg

2019-02-14 18:32:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545673738197401603/Ooga_Booga_Give_Me_Rights.jpg

2019-02-14 18:33:14 UTC  

I have something that would fix that Martin Luther King problem.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545673893285986314/1549814780707.jpg

2019-02-14 18:52:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545678661110464545/image0.jpg

2019-02-14 18:53:38 UTC  

Much observant
Such funneh
Wow
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2019-02-14 18:54:34 UTC  

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2019-02-14 18:55:58 UTC  

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2019-02-14 18:56:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545679762278842368/image0.png

2019-02-14 18:56:40 UTC  

Plan C is the only way to go

2019-02-14 19:55:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545694630386335744/52457889_400749647398124_8400708623679881216_n.jpg

2019-02-14 19:55:44 UTC  

FED POSTING

2019-02-14 19:55:50 UTC  

LETS GET RAIDED BY ATF

2019-02-14 19:58:32 UTC  

wooo

2019-02-14 19:58:52 UTC  

my shotgun barrel is under 20 inches.

2019-02-14 19:58:57 UTC  

my shotgun has a pistol grip.

2019-02-14 19:59:07 UTC  

my shotgun has no buttstock

2019-02-14 19:59:12 UTC  

my shotgun is no longer a shotgun

2019-02-14 19:59:20 UTC  

NON ATF FIREARMS, ACTIVATE

2019-02-14 19:59:56 UTC  

>Turning pistols into SBR's

2019-02-14 20:00:07 UTC  

Under ATF logic, you can do that.

2019-02-14 20:00:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545695833153339423/RG500.11a1-1.jpg

2019-02-14 20:00:47 UTC  

all of these things individually or in pairs are illegal, but together, all three modifications make this legal

2019-02-14 20:01:47 UTC  

>When the ATF sees a barking dog

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545696179674152970/simo_hayna.jpg

2019-02-14 20:02:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545696336306241546/atfhostage.jpg

2019-02-14 20:02:37 UTC  

>the last atf agent makes his final stand

2019-02-14 20:02:49 UTC  

HE HAS A HOSTAGE

2019-02-14 20:04:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545696767417778177/invented-foe-life-bosch-gbh-2-20-re-rotary-hammer-bosch-32826029.png

2019-02-14 20:04:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/545696925907681300/the-i-dont-know-shit-about-gun-laws-but-let-31450829.png

2019-02-14 20:29:33 UTC  

I passed my national registry exam, im officially a EMT