Message from @Phalanxman

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2019-02-17 04:52:36 UTC  

Okay not any@ore

2019-02-17 04:52:40 UTC  

look at that faaat lol

2019-02-17 04:52:42 UTC  

You’re copying retard bongo

2019-02-17 04:52:57 UTC  

I was in a militia...

2019-02-17 04:53:03 UTC  

and accepted to the AFA

2019-02-17 04:53:05 UTC  

plank you look like a beaner on the day of the dead

2019-02-17 04:53:19 UTC  

got a 98 on my ASVAB like a boss

2019-02-17 04:53:26 UTC  

Holy fuck

2019-02-17 04:53:33 UTC  

plank you got a 100 on ur thiccness

2019-02-17 04:53:43 UTC  

You got a 98 why the duck didn’t you continue down that path?

2019-02-17 04:53:46 UTC  

can't get a 100... It's percentiles

2019-02-17 04:53:54 UTC  

because my politics changed

2019-02-17 04:54:02 UTC  

plank what too

2019-02-17 04:54:08 UTC  

and the Air Force Academy is full of pussy nerds

2019-02-17 04:54:15 UTC  

hm?

2019-02-17 04:54:20 UTC  

Honestly though I’d need proof of a 98. That’s hard to achieve

2019-02-17 04:54:23 UTC  

u mean the chairforce

2019-02-17 04:54:45 UTC  

hmmm... I don't even know where I'd find that lol

2019-02-17 04:54:59 UTC  

I didn't keep the paper since I didn't go to the military

2019-02-17 04:55:11 UTC  

Why not CIA then?

2019-02-17 04:55:15 UTC  

fuck that

2019-02-17 04:55:25 UTC  

I'm not going to be a drug dealer

2019-02-17 04:55:32 UTC  

u could have told the press they didnt let u in becasue u were a fat beaner and that they are racist

2019-02-17 04:55:50 UTC  

It’s honestly a dream job for me to go undercover in another country and get dirt on people

2019-02-17 04:55:56 UTC  

Honestly, if I was going to go into the military now, I'd go with the marines heavy infantry

2019-02-17 04:56:17 UTC  

put me in the vanguard. I'll gut them fucking sand nigger hajiis! HOORAH!

2019-02-17 04:56:19 UTC  

Not petty shit like drugs, I mean assassinations, countries crossing over countries

2019-02-17 04:56:30 UTC  

im sliding in

2019-02-17 04:56:33 UTC  

If it’s marines they don’t say Hoorah

2019-02-17 04:56:39 UTC  

Oorah?

2019-02-17 04:56:44 UTC  

There you go

2019-02-17 04:56:52 UTC  

Oorah devil dog

2019-02-17 04:56:53 UTC  

fuck that! DEUS VULT!

2019-02-17 04:56:59 UTC  

Ad Victoriam!

2019-02-17 04:57:06 UTC  

CORAM DEO!

2019-02-17 04:57:06 UTC  

Wait what

2019-02-17 04:57:12 UTC  

SOLI DEO GRATIA!

2019-02-17 04:57:15 UTC  

hm?

2019-02-17 04:57:29 UTC  

you don't speak lingua romina?

2019-02-17 04:57:31 UTC  

I meant to mine 😂

2019-02-17 04:57:51 UTC  

I speak b o n g o i s h