plank tell me why do you look 35

I still haven’t been able to change my profile picture out of my Christmas

because my real name is Special Agent Plank, FBI

plank learn to type like us *y ou uth*

@Alpaca13 thats becasue you dont believe in christmas so god is punishing you

and I tell you wut. Yessir I do declare it ain't the years... it's the miles uh huh uh huh

stop trying to copy indiana jones you old ass nigger

prison, kicked out of college, Little Caesar's job, terrorist watch list, etc etc etc

um... but I am a tomb raiding badass?

also archaeologist

thast is a very 4k pic of plank

plank you dont fool me you are plank of house wood

Am I still copying Indiana Jones?

*Y E S*

Now you’re copying military contractors 💀

You even got the shades

How about now? This is from wayyyyyyyy back lol

Okay not any@ore

look at that faaat lol

You’re copying retard bongo

I was in a militia...

and accepted to the AFA

plank you look like a beaner on the day of the dead

got a 98 on my ASVAB like a boss

Holy fuck

plank you got a 100 on ur thiccness

You got a 98 why the duck didn’t you continue down that path?

can't get a 100... It's percentiles

because my politics changed

plank what too

and the Air Force Academy is full of pussy nerds

hm?

Honestly though I’d need proof of a 98. That’s hard to achieve

u mean the chairforce

hmmm... I don't even know where I'd find that lol

I didn't keep the paper since I didn't go to the military

Why not CIA then?

fuck that

I'm not going to be a drug dealer

u could have told the press they didnt let u in becasue u were a fat beaner and that they are racist