Message from @Alpaca13

Discord ID: 548154387852427274


2019-02-21 12:50:06 UTC  

I don't think a Kim would look good with my platinum blond hair, but I don't want a Trump. But I need a cut

2019-02-21 12:50:37 UTC  

The kid really plays the part well

2019-02-21 12:50:59 UTC  

I have dark brown to black hair.

2019-02-21 12:51:06 UTC  

You go Trump, i will go Kim.

2019-02-21 13:31:24 UTC  

I'd like to know the aftermath of the bleaching

2019-02-21 13:31:34 UTC  

Cause bleaching ruins your hair

2019-02-21 13:31:43 UTC  

*flashbacks to when I bleached my hair*

2019-02-21 13:51:48 UTC  

Deal

2019-02-21 13:52:07 UTC  

I wonder if it fucks with you in other ways than just ruining your hair

2019-02-21 13:53:00 UTC  

Girl I used to be in a relationship with a decade ago has for the past couple of years been dying and bleaching her hair atleast once a month if not more often

2019-02-21 13:53:05 UTC  

She's barren

2019-02-21 13:53:36 UTC  

So I wonder if the shit she have been continuously pouring in her hair might have had a finger in that

2019-02-21 13:54:20 UTC  

It's a shame, she's good looking when not all goofy on the face and hair chemicals

2019-02-21 13:58:32 UTC  

I just installed Might & Magic VI

2019-02-21 13:59:04 UTC  

That old game has the most annoying controls, it has mouse support but you need fucking three hands to deal with this layout

2019-02-21 13:59:34 UTC  

And my keyboard is compact, so it has an Fn button to access PgUp and Delete, so looking up and down is a real bother

2019-02-21 13:59:49 UTC  

This game is going to piss me off so god damn much

2019-02-21 14:22:16 UTC  

@Deleted User frequent calls are bullshit that aren’t even emergency, they’re just too lazy to drive themselves and think that because they came in an ambulance they’ll get seen faster. My favorite call is the real emergency 911 calls that are life threatening and we get to start IVs and push meds<:emoji_17:544645425173495818>

2019-02-21 14:47:56 UTC  

If there was one thing i wish I could of done for those men, was give them it least 1 day of it not being blazing hot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/548153909470953501/image0.png

2019-02-21 14:48:55 UTC  

Or maybe get them stationed near the resort where it is snowy

2019-02-21 14:49:50 UTC  

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) and anyone else who plays new Vegas, what’s the one voice line you heard over and over that genuinely made you feel for them and wanted to help

2019-02-21 15:09:53 UTC  

God bless russian modders for old games. mouselook and wasd movement, now Might & Magic 6 actually seems like a pretty cool game

2019-02-21 15:10:47 UTC  

@Alpaca13 Yeah I can see that would be annoying as hell

2019-02-21 15:11:28 UTC  

Its really weird, it seems when a multiplayer game becomes old and the western audience moves on it becomes entire populated by slavs.

2019-02-21 15:11:31 UTC  

That one time when I threw a big piece of the pavement that had broken off, into the air, and hit myself in the head with it

2019-02-21 15:11:42 UTC  

My dad took me with the bus to the emergency kek

2019-02-21 15:13:04 UTC  

I don't think Might & Magic games (outside of the Heroes of Might & Magic spinoff) have multiplayer

2019-02-21 15:13:07 UTC  

But I agree

2019-02-21 15:13:37 UTC  

Slavs and boomer-tier west europeans sometimes

2019-02-21 15:15:14 UTC  

And also, why do Russian's fucking love CS:GO

2019-02-21 15:15:28 UTC  

I have never seen a Russian Steam account that didn't have copious hours into it.

2019-02-21 15:15:37 UTC  

^

2019-02-21 15:16:18 UTC  

I swear there are probably still Slavic cults to CS 1.6 out there

2019-02-21 15:16:34 UTC  

Everybody ignored what I said about new Vegas, fuck all of you

2019-02-21 15:16:54 UTC  

Be a better conversation starter

2019-02-21 15:16:58 UTC  

D E S T R O Y E D

2019-02-21 15:17:29 UTC  

Bitch I can be a better conservation starter when I asked a legit question to a game you absolutely love 😂

2019-02-21 15:17:40 UTC  

I cant hear you over the noise of you crashing and burning over my last comment

2019-02-21 15:17:59 UTC  

Shut up Burger Ego

2019-02-21 15:19:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/548161844897120276/No_U.png

2019-02-21 15:19:56 UTC  

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