y e s

n o u

I don't want to cook lunch. Because I'm gay

lol lunch its 120 AM psycho

I work graveyard shifts and I'm off tonight.. it's literally noon for me

ha what are you the departed

kinda

d e a r l y d e p a r t e d ?

I hunt negros in their natural environment

they gave me a badge and a gun and everything

I wanna play Battlefield but these fucking expacs are still downloading

which bf?

4

oh

they killed sgt. doakes

Fuck those clowns

Doakes isn't dead he's between meat sacks

surprise motherfucker

lol

what about the algea man?

If I develop any black stains on my driveway I'll call him

no

not the algea man

the algea, man

theres over 100,00 different types

well i gotta work at 4 so

good morning

fuck off

Go ahead

leave me.

u already got aborted

shut

up

you're just like your father

ha im nothing like the old man

woman

mow the lawn

before

I mow

you

my shit is trimmed up. you mind your business