Good morning fishermen

fart

more like goodnight

Day is just starting here

u were ultra aborted shut up

and you get banged on by black dudes with dreadlocks

Who's on the end of a coathanger now?

only your gay imagination can conjure that big gay boi

I'll suck your dick

t h a t s g a y

y e s

n o u

I don't want to cook lunch. Because I'm gay

lol lunch its 120 AM psycho

I work graveyard shifts and I'm off tonight.. it's literally noon for me

ha what are you the departed

kinda

d e a r l y d e p a r t e d ?

I hunt negros in their natural environment

they gave me a badge and a gun and everything

I wanna play Battlefield but these fucking expacs are still downloading

which bf?

4

oh

they killed sgt. doakes

Fuck those clowns

Doakes isn't dead he's between meat sacks

surprise motherfucker

lol

what about the algea man?

If I develop any black stains on my driveway I'll call him

no

not the algea man

the algea, man

theres over 100,00 different types

well i gotta work at 4 so

good morning

fuck off

Go ahead

leave me.

u already got aborted