i wil bayonet you

Have we ever seen a picture of Hal?

I imagine Hal as a big guy with long hair, based off his voice.

I'm a 4'3'' lardbucket, I swear

Dudes, i am able to fit into pants i wore years ago, this weightloss is going amazingly.

Let me find a picture. I took one last month or two months ago - can't take a new one, since I threw out the cable to my phone on accident while cleaning up, rip

I will be doing a before and after of my weightloss.

I'm happy for you man, it feels amazing, and I bet ou also have an easier time moving around and such in general too

l a n d b u c k e t

I'm not buff

But I've got bone strength

s h o r t y

Are you commenting on my shirt being inside out?

no im commenting on you low level height

lvl 2

I'll have you know being 4'3'' gives me an edge at punching you in the balls

lol a womens tactic hal

Honour is only to be shown those that can reciprocate

You are honourless and vile!

no u

No u u.

i tried to be neiutral hal

but now norway will rule all

Even you can't melt that glacier

hal norway will own all nordic countrys before my lifetime ends

i wqill create the norsk imperium

My boots make me 2 inches taller. MASTER DECEPTION

>bongo
>deity
>before my lifetime ends

im talkng about this generation of bongo

There is only one generation of bongo, it is eternal

i already said that a human is selected to be the next bongo

after that one dies

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) For some reason I misread that as smaller, and I was just about to try and figure out how that was even possible, when I reread it right

I said this a long time ago

have you forgotten

Sounds like some hippie buddhism to me ||Totally not like the concept of paragons in paganism||

thats because ur like 3 ft

I'll spit you in the nostrils kid

yeah okay hal and it isnt like any other religion

its bongoism

its both a religion and a way of life