Yeah, whats going on with Steam, it says i have been offline for 18 minutes, when i am clearly not.

lulol hack'd

I got back on now in the chat

But everyone is nameless and has questionmark pfps

oy vey just log out and then back in

hur dur

You're asking too much

hur dur not really

hur

dur

This doesn't seem like you

hur dur thats becasue this is the first time in months weve talked and i havent slept for less then 4 hours

h u r d u r

Where did you hide his body

Pour ketchup in his hair, you bastard, otherwise he won't go to Halven

Very upsetting

The Bongo is dead, @everyone greet the Bongo

I LIKE YOU BETTER WHEN YOU ARE SLEEP DEPRAVED YOU GOD DAMN HUGOBOOGER

||But I am glad you are sleeping more better||

It's all Big Bongo or Lil Bongo

Goldylocks won't be mauled in this fairytale

What is the moral of that fairy tale anyway?

I can't figure it out

There has to be more to it than not being an unwelcome guest or stealing or something

Oh no

I missed the wishing time of 22:22 becaue you made me ponder on fairy tales

Woe is me

Bongo you're a swell dude, you best have a good day

I know you don't mean that, my friend

I WILL STRIP NAKED AND LATHER MYSELF IN BUTTER AND MASHED POTATOES AND HUNT YOU DOWN DUAL WIELDING TWO KITCHENKNIVES

I have more than 5 food, so I can fast travel there

And I have the fly spell and will put the game on double speed to reach you

Hence the mashed potato

I'm calling the devs

This is too much rp for me, good night *Turbo* **Bongo**

@Alpaca13

YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

GET ON SOMETIME TODAY

You are still sending me scam ads.