But my last name is not fisher

He's a basketball American don't worry lol

Lol

dirty polik

I got 7% eastern Euro and I have no idea what it is or where I am from lol

I could be 7% pol as well

*DIRTY POLICK*

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My dad got adopted when my grandma remarried to a guy name Bill Jordan, but Bill used to beat the shit out of my dad and grandma. Yet my dad never changed his name, even when my parents got married my mom asked “do you want to change your last name to your dads which is McCauley?” My dad said NO. He said “I’m a Jordan.” Yeah okay, keep the name of an abusive man that ruined so many things for you

I hope it's Prussican

Dont worry my step family are a bunch of dirty poles as well

Jordan is a sick name doe. MJ 23

GG @MoLTReZ, you just advanced to level 4!

I’m changing my last name to McCauley. I’m just getting all my EMT stuff in order so I know everything I need to change.

jordan reeks of niggerhood thats a nani from me

I just don’t like how we got Jordan.

Dude at my graduation there were 4-5 Jordan’s and only 2 of us were white 😂

Shitty nation and shoe lmao

Yeah a few basketball americans have that name

i want t o live in chad with my friend chad

I want to be a Chad

What’s really whack is that the other white girl, we both have the same middle and last name. But her name was Ciara and mine was further down the alphabet. So she went first at graduation but I was right behind her, so when they called my name it was like “what the fuck? The only thing different is the first name?”

okay *j O r D a N*

Seriously can’t wait to change it to McCauley

My family is the only Jordans. My grandma remarried to an amazing Italian man and she took his last name. Just me, dad, mom and sister have “Jordan”

Fuck this Jordan shit

What’ll be really funny is that a lot of people call me Jordan because I was in MCJROTC, yet when I say “it’s McCauley now” they’ll probably think I got married 😂

legit lol i hjave to write a report later oof

AOC is talking on news right now bashing Reagan

FUCK HER

She’s who I want the head of during the civil war

You can become a Megåård megård Megard

What is that?

Different spellings of my surname

Ohhh

Join the fam bam

Become part of Midgard

nani join the wood gang

#YangGang

#WoodGang

Wood peckers ;^)