||I'm not giving it to any of you ~~assholes~~ sweet people though||

How are gun laws in Denmark?

Very strict and very dumb

What is the extent of what you can buy?

I'd get an illegal rifle faster

What I, **me**, ***HAL***, can buy right now?

Nothing

No guns

Shit, thats sad.

How much money do you have?

I don't have a hunting license, or shooting-range membership, and I haven't gotten the a-okay from the police yet, and I also haven't filed for permission to own a firearm, and I also don't have a firearm closet, and because I only have one room in my apartment, I can't keep ammunition and firearm in sperate rooms, so I can't own ammunition

I have $1K too much

Need to spend that fast

Eat like a king tonight?

Idk

It's 1AM though

Looking at a $1.4K AKM.

Oh

I could order a wheelbarrow of fast food, put on a bathrobe, go to the bus stop and scoot down town and hand out greasy shit to drunk people

But that's a lot of work tbh

Why do you need it gone fast?

NEETbux, there's a limit for how much you are allowed to save up

Might just pump it into some movements maybe

Just go on a spending spree, order shit i guess, clothing, boots, etc.

But that's what people on NEETbux do and then complain that they don't have money for food

I'm cheaper than a kike

I guess I could get one of those drawing-pads wacom or whatever the fuck

But it's gimmicky and I won't use it after a week, and then it just takes up space 😩

Eh, i already make enough money to pay rent, i would spend it on fashy clothes, military boots and ammunition for guns.

But you cant do the last part.

Yeah

I guess I could just ATM it out and hide some more of it under my mattress till I can afford a drivers license

$1,5k should do it probably

Already got some Swiss combat boots, but currently looking at SADF (apartheid era) desert combat boots.

I'm not all into combat wear as casual wear, but it is good to have I guess

Having a solid pair of combat boots especially

https://www.varusteleka.com/en/

Sneakers are how you die in war

Man they even have the foldable shovels

Those things are fucking great