They also added a fucking great sword as a melee weapon.

Great sword as in it’s cool or great as in its huge

Huge.

Okay here’s the plan

We get swords and talk like we’re Asian but only say Asian stuff like they did in scary movie

https://youtu.be/tuyiCASmYJc

This is our language

karate sumo mitsubishi samurai?

lmfao

Sashamiiiiii (I spelled that so wrong)

>bongo riods about getting called a boomer
>Ren rages about reading "my fiancé"

We’re moving past that conversation

We talked privately

Bongo you’re literally the worst when it comes to seeing conversations have moved on

As in personal conversations

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) with all their new clothing, have you found a backpack yet?

A good one, not the school kid red box mother duckers

Duckers it is

Found one in the first building i checked, but it was a hunting lodge, so thats probably why

Well it least you found one. I’ve found plenty of empty houses/ lodges

I am in the remote ass mountains, but i found a backpack, a hunting knife, and a Hat that has the symbol of some Russian soccer team.

Maybe there is hope that they’ve finally added the perfect amount of loot. From nothing, to too much, and now not enough. Maybe they’ve finally found the right balance

U gay

*perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

No I

Wait

No u

No u u.

I have bots on my side, that makes you gay

🤔

😂 imagine being the nibba who has to have bots defend him

Imagine what I can do instead, now that bots take care of the bantz

That's right, I can set my alarm to ring at midnight and then wake me up thinking it's 6AM

This isn’t fallout, fuck your bots, they’re not real

And only when I have made my breakfast I realize it's barely over midnight

You're not real

I never have been

You're real in my heart though

<:FeelsLoveMan:339648483562749953>

if its personal then don't *p o st it in d m ' s*

I’m the fakest nigga here