Imagine pooping was a QTE game. If you press the wrong button you shit on the seat as you sit down on it, slide off and break your tailbone
You lose the game screaming in agony covered in shit

Hal

Hi

How are you

Hal that sounds like dark souls

I am well

I have mastered the QTE, don't worry

Had to buy a WiFi extender because my internet fucking sucks

I couldn’t even load a YouTube video on my laptop without my WiFi extender. This time I bought an extender that extends it into an area not just an individual computer like the one I have

My Xbox couldn’t connect to Xbox live either.

Such bullshit

OC

N word

I MADE THIS BREAD NIGGA

And my feet wanna die.

Why

OOF yeah standing and mulling about for those 8 hours can be tough tbh.
Good work boots are an apsolute neccessity.

I am on my feet 9-10 hours, constant movement.

And my combat boots are a bit restrictive.

NAZMAO GANG

We out hea uhhh killing landlords and birds

https://soundcloud.com/vaniardur/halindir-comfy-ii

Soundtrack for killing birds and landlords

Feathers falling in slow motion, all vanilla cream pink and sunshine

Yeah when I did dishes at Cracker Barrel my feet literally wanted to fall off

I mashed so many potatoes today

The smell of warm milk and melted butter mixed with squashed potatoes is never going to leave my nostrils

I have never seen so much warm potato goo in my life

You could take a bath in it

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Help me

Yeah, running off of statistic's, chart's, graph's and historical text, AI literally want to kill black people.

2 separate AI program's that were featured to be online hivemind's literally talked about the advancement of exterminationism.

They shut them down when they did.

That's because they're just awful

We need AI