Message from @Alpaca13

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2019-05-13 20:54:27 UTC  

People don’t use water first all the time and it’s weird as shit because it genuinely makes no sense. Soup reacts with water yet people don’t use water

2019-05-13 21:00:02 UTC  

Who the fuck turns on the water AFTER putting soap on their hands

2019-05-13 21:01:35 UTC  

I hate those poopsquirt soap machines, got to wash hands after each break, everytime I go from meat to veggie, vice versa, and when I've touched money and before going back to making food

2019-05-13 21:01:53 UTC  

I wash my hands more than I smoke cigarettes nowadays, it's terrible

2019-05-13 21:55:52 UTC  

Justin does LOL

2019-05-13 21:55:57 UTC  

He’s a soap before water guy

2019-05-13 21:56:52 UTC  

#shameallsoapbeforewaterusers

2019-05-14 00:25:49 UTC  

@Deleted User ren is an illegal immigrant

2019-05-14 01:49:47 UTC  

No U

2019-05-14 01:49:47 UTC  

No u u.

2019-05-14 02:24:30 UTC  

Nien du

2019-05-14 02:24:48 UTC  

Ha, stupid bot. Doesnt know german

2019-05-14 07:58:11 UTC  

Oof, over $1K dentist bill for all I need done. Two wisdomteeth ripped out, four tooth-fillings(?) of mercury amalgam removed and replaced, three holes fixed and one of those fancy things where they do something about the root

2019-05-14 07:58:26 UTC  

I dread losing my wisdom teeth, was proud I had all four grow out so perfectly

2019-05-14 10:01:01 UTC  

Well, you have universal healthcare in your country anyway's.

2019-05-14 10:44:15 UTC  

Not for dental care

2019-05-14 14:45:35 UTC  

Proof Denmark is a failed state

2019-05-14 15:08:17 UTC  

Indeed

2019-05-14 15:08:21 UTC  

Time to tear it down

2019-05-14 16:08:39 UTC  

Wait...wait.... Hal....4 tooth fillings....4 cavities....do you not brush your teeth?

2019-05-14 16:09:12 UTC  

Do you genuinely think garlic and onions clean your teeth

2019-05-14 16:09:21 UTC  

Last time I had 4 fillings I was a child

2019-05-14 16:26:54 UTC  

Lol one time I had like 18-19 cavatys

2019-05-14 16:30:13 UTC  

But since I learned from my small boyo ways I know only have one crown and nothing else unlike Hal who has literal teeth cancer

2019-05-14 16:49:49 UTC  

I brush my teeth

2019-05-14 16:50:53 UTC  

With that many fillings?

2019-05-14 16:50:56 UTC  

I doubt it

2019-05-14 16:51:12 UTC  

I also know that dentists can squeeze big cash out of minor procedures like fixing cavities, so they could probably be making it up. But who knows, I'll just get that cracked wisdom tooth removed and the hurting tooth fixed

2019-05-14 16:51:40 UTC  

All my fillings stem from when I was in 4-8th grade

2019-05-14 16:52:14 UTC  

Those teeth all fell out oof

2019-05-14 16:52:19 UTC  

I don't know if those things should even be replaced ever, but eh

2019-05-14 16:52:22 UTC  

I have chad clean teeth

2019-05-14 16:52:32 UTC  

Now

2019-05-14 16:52:50 UTC  

All my cavaty teeth fell out and the clean ones grew in

2019-05-14 16:53:04 UTC  

I have a perfect smile, but the smoking has started to slightly discolour my teeth to a more subtle off white

2019-05-14 16:53:06 UTC  

rip

2019-05-14 16:53:20 UTC  

Oof

2019-05-14 16:53:38 UTC  

>Telling others not to do drugs etc while smoking

2019-05-14 16:54:17 UTC  

You should just have a beer with bongo instead

2019-05-14 16:57:50 UTC  

Shit, I went months without brushing my teeth and only has 2

2019-05-14 17:22:19 UTC  

You have chad teeth then