I just drank 30 cans of soda as someone who never drinks soda

It's not my fault

I had one cavity ever, and it was so small I didn't even notice it until we did Xrays

I HAD TO DRINK THEM

I'll give you some of my good teeth

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You need chompers

Hal come join the beer and water gang with bongo

I have stronk chewers

Hal I will move to the Jutish Lands

I will bury weapons in the earth

T h a t w a s m y p l a n f I r s t

Don't bury weapons in the earth

Stay out of Jutland unless you bring weapons and willing men to obey my command

He just said he would bring weapons

And I tied willing men to the requirement with an "and"

More weapons than I can use is just a problem that can cause more harm than good

Why would strangers want to fight for a foreign land? You must inspire the juts yourself halish being

https://soundcloud.com/vaniardur/buubdurub-distodisco-xxiii

Why would strangers want to bring weapons to my foreign land?

To help you free it cuz they sympathize don’t mean they would die for it

Or fight

Cowards

Just mount the machineguns on my shoulders and shins

Why would a frenchie want to fight for Jutland

I will shoot with the pull of strings from thumb as I fire in all directions

Your body will break oof

Perhaps he fights for something grander than Jutland itself, something that could mean the support of free Jutes in the future, in his own homeland

Or something

I don't know man

Stop asking me questions when I'm tonguing my teeth

That’s why he sent you the weapons lol if the juts themselves won’t fight for their own freedom then why should the Frenchie

I asked as many questions as you halish Hal

And my teeth hurt right now too hal

Why would you take my pain my friend?

I never asked for this

Because someone put two metal bands on my teeth and decided I should wear them for two and a half years

Oof

No metal bands for me

My teeth came in straight

I just have a small mouth so getting the very back teeth on the cheek side is hard