Message from @Cabinet

Discord ID: 577913922909372417


2019-05-14 16:52:19 UTC  

I don't know if those things should even be replaced ever, but eh

2019-05-14 16:52:22 UTC  

I have chad clean teeth

2019-05-14 16:52:32 UTC  

Now

2019-05-14 16:52:50 UTC  

All my cavaty teeth fell out and the clean ones grew in

2019-05-14 16:53:04 UTC  

I have a perfect smile, but the smoking has started to slightly discolour my teeth to a more subtle off white

2019-05-14 16:53:06 UTC  

rip

2019-05-14 16:53:20 UTC  

Oof

2019-05-14 16:53:38 UTC  

>Telling others not to do drugs etc while smoking

2019-05-14 16:54:17 UTC  

You should just have a beer with bongo instead

2019-05-14 16:57:50 UTC  

Shit, I went months without brushing my teeth and only has 2

2019-05-14 17:22:19 UTC  

You have chad teeth then

2019-05-14 17:41:22 UTC  

I just drank 30 cans of soda as someone who never drinks soda

2019-05-14 17:41:25 UTC  

It's not my fault

2019-05-14 17:41:27 UTC  

I had one cavity ever, and it was so small I didn't even notice it until we did Xrays

2019-05-14 17:41:31 UTC  

I HAD TO DRINK THEM

2019-05-14 17:41:55 UTC  

I'll give you some of my good teeth

2019-05-14 17:41:56 UTC  
2019-05-14 17:42:00 UTC  

You need chompers

2019-05-14 17:42:23 UTC  

Hal come join the beer and water gang with bongo

2019-05-14 17:43:11 UTC  

I have stronk chewers

2019-05-14 17:43:36 UTC  

Hal I will move to the Jutish Lands

2019-05-14 17:43:45 UTC  

I will bury weapons in the earth

2019-05-14 17:44:11 UTC  

T h a t w a s m y p l a n f I r s t

2019-05-14 17:44:23 UTC  

Don't bury weapons in the earth

2019-05-14 17:44:47 UTC  

Stay out of Jutland unless you bring weapons and willing men to obey my command

2019-05-14 17:45:03 UTC  

He just said he would bring weapons

2019-05-14 17:46:22 UTC  

And I tied willing men to the requirement with an "and"

2019-05-14 17:46:55 UTC  

More weapons than I can use is just a problem that can cause more harm than good

2019-05-14 17:47:16 UTC  

Why would strangers want to fight for a foreign land? You must inspire the juts yourself halish being

2019-05-14 17:47:35 UTC  

Why would strangers want to bring weapons to my foreign land?

2019-05-14 17:47:59 UTC  

To help you free it cuz they sympathize don’t mean they would die for it

2019-05-14 17:48:03 UTC  

Or fight

2019-05-14 17:48:33 UTC  

Cowards

2019-05-14 17:48:56 UTC  

Just mount the machineguns on my shoulders and shins

2019-05-14 17:49:00 UTC  

Why would a frenchie want to fight for Jutland

2019-05-14 17:49:07 UTC  

I will shoot with the pull of strings from thumb as I fire in all directions

2019-05-14 17:49:28 UTC  

Your body will break oof

2019-05-14 17:49:54 UTC  

Perhaps he fights for something grander than Jutland itself, something that could mean the support of free Jutes in the future, in his own homeland

2019-05-14 17:50:08 UTC  

Or something

2019-05-14 17:50:09 UTC  

I don't know man