I only go there to get one specific thing and I want to go straight for it and get the fuck out of there with its uncomfortable shitty lighting and dead zombie atmosphere and boobknee ambience

My brother took a shit in the Ikea display toilet

That was a fun day

That's bad

Dont do that

I don’t give much advice..... but I will say DO *not* shit in Ikea toilets

Unless there’s no cameras and nobody is around

Absolutely 100% shit in display toilets if you can get away with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMPsYc2FrWE

Compilation of Soviet training and military exercises during the late cold war.

Good music too

My brother shit in the display toilet like... 15 years ago

Back when he was still shitting his pants

Took me god damn months to find that clip again

Man I was hoping he shit in the toilet today as a grown man

As a kid my brother once cried "I'M BLIIIIIIIIND" while taking a shit

Last shift tomorrow 12:30-02:30 then Sunday I’m off to UK

“Shhhhh”= Sieg Heil.

Anyone who shushes someone in public is actually using a secret white supremacist dog whistle for victory.

Silence is now a white construct bro

And putting a finger over your lips is code for silencing the Jews and showing that you both mutually"understand"

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) at everyone and pass on the message

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/214623408

https://8ch.net/pol/res/13331077.html

@Jasse IIF couldn't handle me, again :^)

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I’m sleepy and have a head ache

I have 11 more hours on shift though

Oof

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/549688638682955789/582870190958575626/veronpalautukset.mp4

I speak and read only English so I have no clue what’s going on in that video

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@Jasse pls translate video

its "tax refund of 2443€"

or "tax return" idk which is proper translation.

@Alpaca13 PINGED, acknowledge the translation given by the blessed Jasse

First of all- I’m working on the ambulance so I haven’t been able to check
Second of all- Ping me again over non-sense within the next 24 hours and I will demote you to slave and take away all your privileges

Third of all- Fuck you hal

Fourth of all- Thanks for the translation lol

Fifth of all- Eat big gooey boogers Hal

Throw back Thursday to the best Christmas themed profile picture I’ve ever had