I'm glad I don't have a pedo stache

Or a Pedro stache

Or any stache

Alot opted for heavy chops and such

This counted as facial hair,

Having a beard and no mustache is not a good look, but having a bad mustache is even worse

I always liked old style chops

Hipsters ruin everything though

Chops are decent tbh

But connect them with a mustache

And you've got pretty ding dong decent

Once I get my hair cut, I'll be going for that

Haven't seen my chin for the beard in many years

I can grow a nasty dirt moustache and some sideburns

Now you can’t have chops in a gas mask. The seal will be compromised

In that case I will die in style

More like in terrible pain because gas fucking hurts

Military weapon used gas that is

Gas masks work with facial hair if you have the hood

True, but why get the hood when you can just shave and wear it normal

thats why you shave hitler mustache so it fits unders gas mask😏

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MY LORDS & LADIES

Blessings I bestow up you all

I've been here for a few months, and haven't figured out what Turbo is, btw

Is it like, retard?

yes

I love all my retards

I’m immune to the retard

The spergneedles simply bend and break against your skin

Man I slept real good

I got 6 hours

And woke up around 2am for no reason then went back to sleep

Oof, that was me yesterday, except not going back to sleep

I only eat the most premium blended up tongue and butthole

*bites into hot dog*

The rare gun related funny I found funny

Holy shit

Why has NOBODY thought and done that before him