The forbidden hotdog

You should lick it

The whole thing in one lick

I fucking can’t

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Your favourite Hal is back

Hal

Hal

Hal

Hal? More like gay

I'm not a pederast, kiddo

I'm calling the child protective services on you and warning them of me, so that I will be put away and never set foot anywhere near you again

How do you like them apples

FRIENDSHIP TERMINATED

😡

Hal stop using jokes from a decade ago that’s like when I stole the American wolf in London joke

These were relevant when I was your age though..

last decade

Well your like 30 now Hal

And you make fake folk music that was only made by one folk *destruction 100*

@Deleted User destroyed

I signed a contract to compose music for a game once

I got paid the first half

Then the guy disappeared from the face of the earth

Best job I ever had

Didn't even have to compose anything

Lol how much

None of your business

10 apples

Around a hundred bux

Green Hell is a good survival game if you want something that's genuinely hard.

IT's not the usual survival game where you just need to eat and drink. You can get many different injuries and illness's that make the game so much harder to play

i mean holy shit. So much thought went into this game.

Can I strangle enemies with a ferret skin thong in it?

No

But

It has a lot of other things

Like usually if you drink dirty water in a game you get health taken away. But in this game you’ll get parasites that develop over time. And you get worm. Also food poisoning that makes you throw up. There’s tons of different kinds of plants you can eat and mushrooms. It’s just so much more complex it’s refreshing that it’s not as simple. There’s also free building so you can build what ever way you like

Are there blacks

I prefer isometric perspective games over fps. So it's not my cup of tea