GANGSTALKING

I woke up at 6:15am and I have to be at work at 6:30am and it takes 30min to get there.

The rush I was in was ridiculous

I was 45 minutes late all because I forgot to turn my alarms on last night.

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>When I saw the time when I woke up

Ouch

Atleast it wasn't a full hour I guess

That’s the 2nd time I’ve been late. Technically I would say first because the first time I was only late by 1 minute and we clock in by machine and finger print so that shouldn’t really be counted

I’m really hoping this doesn’t effect my request to go part time. If they try to say “you were late so your request is denied” then I’m just fucking quitting because I still need to go part time so I can get a college degree

>1 minute late
that doesn't count

Yeah hope they don't do a cheeky thing like that

Nah 1 minute is something for some people

GG @farrah, you just advanced to level 7!

I feel slighted

@Cabinet I will make you feel sighted too

You blessed boy

If you get me for being 1 minute late when we have to clock in on a piece of shit machine that constantly resets and says “can’t read biometric” then you have a problem

What is biometric?

You sign in by spit?

tfw no turberculosis clock-in machine

Biometric for finger print

Wtf

Alice work for spacex

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https://www.rt.com/russia/466580-kremlin-wwii-bomb-discovery/

No doubt in my mind the plan was that if Kremlin was over run they’d blow it up

What is the kremlin anyway

A wall?

It’s a tiny shrimp that whales eat

Mommymilk??

*chirp chirp*

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**Good news, Justin will be back on the discord soo! He got a new phone so he can talk with that now <a:penguinshake:586661112745820193> **

With Justin back, the mega morphin whitepower rangers can finally morph into its ultimate form 😎

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNPBeN8UKRI

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Our morphing dance

You will form the right boot, Louis the left, I will form the asshole and Bongo will be the benevolent pelvis, Justin will be the shoulders where TriThiccThomas will be the esteemed left hand and ChinkNigger will honour us all as the right hand. Turbo Jasse will be the head, he's very smart

There will be NO torso

Because I forget details