But I ain’t putting myself in debt with banks to get college degrees.

There's a secret way to get a college degree without debt

*US Army*

True.

*US Military*

Nah

*Because I tried*

And they said no

Medically?

Yes

It happens to even the best of us.

https://youtu.be/ipX6uluA1Lk

A good thing to watch.

I have surgical history that disqualified me instantaneously.

Shit

I'm workin' on going into the Army

But damn it i went back two more times and tried different recruiters.

Lmao when I was 14 I tried killing myself and got hospitalized so I’m most like DQ

None of the excuses worked.

Ayy I did that too

But

fun fact

https://youtu.be/LqxrJHkzS0I

They don't have access to your medical history

So you can generally lie and be fine

Watch the one with the black guy

Wait for the Marine part

*CRAYONS*

They have every access to my medical history because I have TriCare.

They had access to mine as well but I forget how.

@Alpaca13

I don't have any kind of insurance and haven't been to a doctor in a solid 3 years

hmm

Hey papi

So now I spend almost all day, everyday studying history to educate for dollars nickles and dimes.

Will sell my knowledge for a quarter

I work on an ambulance so I work my ass off everyday to nickels and dimes lmao

That sounds like an enjoyable career

You’re a medic or a mechanic?

Not a medic, EMT