You know what it looks like

A bitvh

Bitch

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I will consume your skull like it’s the time of the great heathen army.

Are your eyes dark brown as well as your hair?

My eyes are blue.

Oh

Or bluish.

The portrait doesn't look like it depicts that

It was only $10.

I have dark brown hair and eyes

A Bulgarian painted it for me.

I've been called a nigger for it

Dark brown hair is the most European thing, like being Blonde.

But it was some cousin fucking Icelandic prick that said it

I was born with blonde hair but my natural is dark brown.

Far left

My sister was born with red hair that turned blonde

Strawberry blonde I thinknits called

Regardless, I am of *strong* Anglo-Saxon, Celtic & Norwegian stock.

My Celtic, Germanic & Norwegian shows more my lumberjackish appearance.

I also have auburn bits in my chin hair

You do look like a lumberjack

My beard I shall have long, and have it braided like thé times of old.

Or even Ned Kelly-esque

Funny enough, I have a deep voice that when I shout my neighbors (who are miles away) can hear me.

I been told I sound 40-50 when I’m not even 25.

On top of that: *I never smile*

That precise face in my portrait is my actual normal everyday face.

I never smile or express happiness in public.

It brings some of my family to ask if something is “wrong”? When there’s nothing even bothering me.

Why don't you smile?

I'm always smiling

Because I just don’t want to. I always wanted to replicate the pagan warriors such as Vercingetorix, Ragnar even the great mythological heroes of Celtic mythology that I copy their facial expressions into my own unique way.

I done it so much it’s become my natural everyday look.

But then again, I'm eco as fuck and am fortunate to live in the bush like a modern druid

Funny you mention that. I have a major disdain for modern clothes.

As Alice mentioned why “bitch” if you’re going to do nothing about it?